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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Shit... that's considered a chaser in Ireland.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

If she was my barmaid, I'd send everyone of those pints back to be topped up. Nobody sells jes_lawson a short measure. Then I'd get her to go back for a round for the rest of my drinking buddies; then I'd try and have her over my knee.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

that girl gives a lot of head.

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i want to piss on you

I'd chaser!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Oh, sorry. We meant ale, not stout."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It wasn't her bossom's uncanny resemblance to two freshly tapped rounds of Guinness Stout that first attracted me to Louise. It was more the way they clinked together like a New Year's toast while I fucked her in the arse.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

The seconds before the pint glasses smashed into the helpless Maggie McFeely - Captured on camera. 5 men have been detained by police on charges of glassault.

Just an FYI, there's not a drop of Guiness in that picture. The stuff on the left is a stout, but it's carbonated, and the stuff on the right looks to be a dark ale.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Not [u]ALL[/u] of the Irish are drunks.

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o.O

I'm Irish. There's a drunk in me somewhere.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bud :)

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There's a little Irish in me.

His name is Shamus and he charges 50 bucks an hour.

i bet it's root beer. the irish in me would puke it up.

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i want to piss on you

My guess is that it's Czech beer.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.