My first attempts... what fun!

Heaven by JanusA 2-25-04

I told you not to push that button. I want to die now. What happened!? *WELCOME TO HEAVEN* *YOU HAVE THE CURRENT HIGH SCORE. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY 'LIFE' AGAIN?* Thank god I have another nail.

Hell by JanusA 2-25-04

Oh god... where am I now? *WELCOME TO HELL* That's weird. You sound like a robot. *HAHA JUST KIDDING. WANT TO PLAY 'LIFE' AGAIN NOW?*

Stupid Machine by JanusA 2-26-04

*TASK COMPLETE. WHAT IS MY NEXT TASK?* Go to hell, robot. I'm busy! *GOTO HELL COMMAND IN PROGRESS* whhaa!? *TASK COMPLETE. WHAT IS MY NEXT TASK?* Stupid machine.

those were good, better than most niz-00bs, coincidence?

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yeah, i'm impressed.

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i want to piss on you

Your first one was the best =D.

Nice.

I liked the 3rd one.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.