Whenever Shrub gets that expression on his face, you know he's lost in deep thought sorting out complex issues of foreign policy and global trade. Thank goodness no mere turkey can distract him.
--- I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.
Dave Matthews forced himself to smile as he stood by in horror while Turkey Council founder Robb Urneck complied with the President's demand to be fellated by a gobbler.
--- The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.
The president was taken to the hospital after a turkey disgruntled with his handling of foreign diplomacy decided to give our nation's leader a vasectomy.
Not only was this year's Thanksgiving dinner one of the yummiest ever at the White House, but the oyster dressing had a particularly presidential aftertaste.
--- Love is like oxygen.
You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.
