The same rules apply.

Jesus

Vs.

This guy

Go!

Well, I'd totally fuck the fat dude over jesus.

at first i thought that if jesus can take everything that mel gibson put Him through, then...

but finally i realized that Hisham would just eat Him. he'd shit jesus before getting to the appetizers. put a little salmon and capers on Him. tastes like crackers. Catholics would be dipping chalices into Hisham's toilet. the whole sunday mass would change. every sunday, priests everywhere would be breaking shit and drinking toilet juice with a huge shit-streaked roll of Charmin danging from the ceiling behind them. every christmas, the faithful would TP their own houses. "Deck the halls with bowels and paper..."

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i want to piss on you

This guy would just eat Jesus.

And not the Holy Eucharist, either. THe whole kit and caboodle.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The fat guy has a blue hat. Jesus does not. I'd say it's a one-round knockout, with fat guy taking home the championship belt. A specially fitted championship belt.

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It's grime time.

Jesus would win. The fat guy would attempt to throw a punch, and then have a heart attack.

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Poop.

The skinny jew has good reach but low mobility. My money's on the wetback.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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The skinny jew has good reach but low mobility. My money's on the wetback.

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Jesus is the son of God, embued with powers only those of the holy trinity could ever hope to imagine. All those who become his enemies soon become dead, and engulfed in a lake of fire.

That being said, this guy would whup the shit out of him anyway.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Not the only guy he whupped the shit out of.

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Poop.

Uh, Rabid wins?