I'm Going Straight to Hell by hooray4matt 3-06-04

Hi, kids! I'm Smokey the Delicious Cigarette! You should smoke a lot of me every day because I'm good for you! Nothing could ever go wrong when you've got a lung full of fun, flavorful tobacco! Whoopie! It's better than getting presents on Christmas! And remember, kids! Santa LOVES smokers! So start smoking today! Do it for your parents, do it for yourself, and most importantly, do it for your country!

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My govenor is the Last Action Hero.

That was like a public service announcement from the deepest bowels of hell.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

i liked the idea behind your comic better than what was actually written. maybe if the cig offers some funny statistics or stuff from the surgeon general, like

"The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services says 43% of digestion comes from carcinogens found only in cigarettes. That's right, kids. Nonsmokers are constipated."

"It's true. I ain't shit in weeks."

there's a lot you can do with this. my advice is to stick with the same idea and do a series of them until you think you've played out the possibilities. that's one of the best ways to improve, in my opinion.

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i want to piss on you

I'll agree with the Graykane. It was humorous and I think you have a ton of material to be mined from it. I love the happy little cigarette man.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.