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About Me [1] by legolexi 3-06-04

Hello. I'm Mark. I'm here to tell you a littlre bit about my life. Here are a few charecters your see in my life. My friend Leon. He's a good guy...When he wants to be. Whats going on? And this is my brother. Dug. He likes to be called White Devil.

bout Me [2] by legolexi 3-06-04

When I was first born I was a basturd. My mom never told me about my pops. So we just made it out alone. Blue Blaaa...Gi Gibbb What am I going to do? What made it even worse was the fact that she was onl 17 and loved to party. I'm going to party. I'll be back by 4. Food is in the fridge. Like you enen care. So my grandma Mack gave my mom advice on how to rasie me. I don't think she remembered. No remember. Feed him 3 times a day and don't... Hurry up...Im gonna miss the big bash on college ave!

About Me [3] by legolexi 3-06-04

A Few yars later my mom got drunk and sleept with her cousin. So...I had a brother. We where the same. But he knew about his dad. Who are you? I'm your little brother. Now be a good bro and hand me that bottle of Vadca! We got along good at the age of 10. Until my brother got a girl friend. THATS NO FAIR!! I WANT A GIRLFRIEND TO!!! *sniff* Maybe if you where as cool as me you'd have one! So I hit it off with a girl I meet at the beach. Turned out that she moved next door to me! Duhh..Your pretty. Wanna be my girlfriend?! Sure. I've got nothing else to do!

bout Me [4] by legolexi 3-06-04

Than about 4 years later I walked into the room while Dug and Nina where haveing sex. Dear God! Lowwer! LOWWER! Yeah baby! Ohhhhh...MMM... HARDER FASTER!!GO GO GO!! So I went and told my friend Leon about it. I sweared he wouldn't tell a soul. Andshe was on the floor whilehe was on top and she started.... Umm Humm..Yes Yes...Tell me more! But the whole school found out in 3 hours and my girlfriend Jamey wanted to do the same thing...But in the buses. Are yuo sure this is ok! It's fine! Wanna do it doggy style or freky?

About Me [5] by legolexi 3-06-04

But we wern't prtected and she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't want to be a dad just yet. ARE YOU TELLING ME YOUR PREGNANT?! Yha! Isn't it great?! So I told my brother because I trusted him. And he had the same problem. The only thing was that he had a job. MY LIFE IS RUINED!!*sniff* It's ok big bro. I'll help support you. As long as you an baby sit for me. So we looked up How to Rasie Kids. It says " Wack them up at 7:45 in day. Than feed them and play. Than feed once more to take a nap. And you wont be under a cry attack!" Isn't that a nusry ryme for how to raise dogs?

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Thank you for reading. I wasn't able to finsih puting the rest up here but you can look me up and finish reading.

^_^ Wow. Someone who spells worse than I do.

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