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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

wow. when did puck rock turn into murderously cruel? Didn't laugh.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

Cemetary Chronicals 7 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-10-04

THE POST OFFICE EHK dude i got a question what Smells i think its this fuckin Arab dude what the fuck why cant they just pick up a bar of soap and put it under their arms I CANT STAND THE FUNK whoever in this line smells please tell me i will take u to a dollar store and buy u SOAP 15 minutes later of eye watering stench Ur right Chad it was the Arab

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

I can't understand half of it because each bubble is a run-on...

Cemetary Chronicals 6 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-10-04

mmmmm u look like that guy who sued mc donalds because he's a fat fuck uh i am excuse you Ever consider stoping after u had 15 burgers? I mean who the fuck took on ur case ? what do u say to the judge? Yes Ur honor i'm a fat fuck and its all b/c of Mc Donalds? Give me a Fuckin Break uh uh Someone should stab u in the face with a really hot french fry i hope u choke on ur own fat u fat fucker

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

Cemetary Chronicals 9 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-10-04

Bob's Rant certain types of pple in this world that piss me off 1. people who stalk their ex. g/f's do somthing with ur life do u know how many video games are out there that u could be playing... at the very lest shoot ur self no one wants to deal with a stalker Also people who whine about their relationship problems ..you know what no one cares about ur sex life and how ur penis is to small get fuckin viagra or dick pump and live fuckin life I also hate people who listen to every rose has its storm as if its the worlds most depressing song you know what break the cd in half and slit ur wrists no one will notice except maybe ur neighbors who rejoice b/c they never have to hear that bullshit again

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

Cons:
• Dumb.

• Ugly.

• Needs to learn to spell. Chronicals? More like go back to Gramer Skuel, shithead.

• Not at all funny.

• Probably listens to Good Charlotte.

Pros:

• Well, there's only nine comics, but there's going to be more in the future, I bet...

You know, when you get two negative comments, chances are people don't want to see your stupid fucking comics.

It's 'Every Rose Has Its THORN', you jackass!

Hey, I like misanthropy probably as much as the next guy, but when you single out a culture, you're being a fucking asswipe.

You could have been funny if:

a) You weren't such a prejudiced tool

b) You knew remotely how to spell

c) You didn't suck like a turbocharged shopvac.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

sorry every rose has its thorn whatever the point is the song sucks but at least u knew what i was talking about so thats a good thing....but u prolly listen to it so take bob's advice!

Cemetary Chronicals 17 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-11-04

Chads Rant Ya know i'm so sick of holiday tv specials i mean halloween is cool u get candy but x-mas u think i'm gunna let some fat bastard break into my house and leave junk under a tree No Thanks. Do u know how many homes i've lost because some fucker had to have a x-mas tree outside his trailor and then easter rolls around and were all suppose to worshop some dumb bunny...tell u what i see an oversize bunny i'd shoot with a tranq. and sell him on the black market Then we have valentines day...ok so because a baby goes around shooting people & were all suppose to fall in love I'd take that baby a put clothes on him first & for most then take his arrow and shoot him in the head re-cock that shit and foom shoot him again besides its just a holiday where guys go out and buy a 5 dollar box of choc. w/ the assumption ur gunna sleep with him...so its like legal Prostitution...heres some candy sleep with me...fuck that

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

I... I only have 3 words for you:

Spelling
and
Punctuation

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm crying. NOT tears of joy.

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You know you totally missed me!

Every Rose Has It's Thorn... more like every piece of shit has more shit on it.

You need to explode. Very much.

Cemetary Chronicals 19 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-11-04

P O L I T I C S Dad what is politics? Im the breadwinner of the fam so Im capatilism ur ma is the owner of the money so shes govt The govt. is the provider for the pple so ur the pple ur lil bro is the future The nanny's the working class LATER.The baby shit in his daiper He went to tell his dad He only found his ma asleep in her bed He went to tell the nanny The door was locked He looked thru the hole Saw his dad in bed w/ the nanny.   ?   Next day Chad told Bob the whole story So if what my dad said was true what does that mean? OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on

I had trouble fitting it all in there so i know the spelling and grammar isnt perfect

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

Cemetary Chronicals 20 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-11-04

Chad ur dad is such a red neck what? why the hell is he a red neck? Ur jack-o-lantern has more teeth then he does

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

Cemetary Chronicals 21 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-11-04

People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize 1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read 2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues. 5. Bill Gates For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

YOU TOTALLY FUCKING RIPPED #21 STRAIGHT FROM A MAD MAGAZINE. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!

How dare you.

HELLO ALL I AM TAKING OVER THIS COMIC STRIP THIS IS THE FAMOUSLY HATED CHARACTER BOB STROH AND WITH MY ASSISTANT CHAD SKINNER WE ARE GOING TO BE WRITTING THIS COMIC FROM NOW ON ...HERES A LITTLE GIFT FOR POSSUM

Cemetary Chronicals 26 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-11-04

Bob Answers Hate Mail Dear Bob and Chad ...Your last cartoon was disappointing I think you could do a lot better… “Blah Blah Blah ...Signed Some Shmuck named Possum hmm... must be jewish Dear Asshole, u can go fuck urself because I don’t give two shits about what you think. If you got shot in the head today by your own mother I wouldn’t care. I hope you grow up to have many childr and each one of them have their throats slit and have their guts taken out of their own body and smeared down your throat What I find disappointing is your lack of creative sentence-structure within your email; you are a poor example of a human being. Have a nice day, thank you for watching and please come again.. -Bob-

-YOUR LORD AND MASTER-
=BOB=

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Cemetary Chronicals 24 by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-11-04

The Holocost...The Slaves Jews... They are worse then black people sometimes LETS BLAME HITLER LETS BLAME THE NAZI'S if the black community can get away with it so can we Think about it...jewish people always get shit half off or run there businesses at lower prices and owe less taxes then the rest of the usa and for what because they suffered in concentration camps i'm sorry but i dont believe it was YOU that suffered it was ur g-ma...SO STOP WHINNING thats like saying my g-ma fell down the stairs and the life insurence money should go to you...fuckin jews always scamming

FOR THE JEWISH COMMUNITY

-BOB & CHAD -

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

Cemetary Chronicals 23 Special Edition by PunkkRoccPrincez 3-11-04

What to Do with a Internet Asshole Possum: I don't know how anyone thinks those pieces of shit are even slightly amusing..your comics suck is that a fact..then why do u continue to read them Possum: They're complete garbage and they should be criticized...and i have nothing better to do well instead of insulting others personal entertainment i make use of my time..let me show u Bob Visit's Possum Fucking Jew

another gift for my most persistent hater possum

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

I ALMOST EVERYONE... THERE IS EXCEPTIONS
POSSUM I DO NOT BELIEVE FUCKTARD IS A ANY KIND OF INSULT IT HAS NO MEANING.
YOU MAY INSULT MY FRIEND ALI IN ANY WAY YOU CHOOSE UNLIKE HER I AM VERY EDUCATED ESPECIALLY IN ENGLISH WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO INSULT ME PLEASE DO IT IN A MANOR IN WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.
SATAN'S MINION
- BoB -

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

That took you 45 minutes to write.

Boinky333,
Unlike you I do revolve my life around this internet I do other things also like eat I also get phone calls which to me is more important then writing this comic. I will admit it did take me 15 minutes write because I was also busy talking to my brother on AOL who is Germany and I find it more important again then writing this fucking comic and also I do not know anyone that times my responses… its ok your porn sites must not be loading.
- BoB -
Also I wrote this in under 5 minutes

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

Excuse me I ment I do not revolve my life around the internet

-BoB-

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