ComicRater. Where to start. Well, ComicRater thought he'd start his 'rating' on my highly superior Noodle Soup collection. He gave the most fucktarded response to anything I've seen. He can't spell, he doesn't know any grammar and he uses no punctuation. He is also an asshat. He has some sort of belief that all critics are assholes. And what is the deal with calling yourself the ComicRater? That is just screaming 'I'M A N00B WHO IS TRYING TO MUSCLE IN SOME RESPECT'. You think if you call yourself the offical Comic Rater, you're going to be respected, crowned king and champion, perhaps made admin of the boards? Bullshit. You have also produced no comics (apart from your shitty competition, which you put in the wrong forum, dipshit), so unless we see some results, either put up or shut up.

Yes, I know I'm new, but I'm not a fucktard like ComicRater.

I like you.

I like the cut of you jib, HP man.

But if you want to see REALLY bad punk-tuation, look at PunkkRoccPrincez's's's comics. I hate her so much, I hate her twice! Once in her mouth, and once in her esophagus.

If anyone wants to end this....

Unfortunately, I already have had the misfortune of being introduced to punxroxxorsomfgwtfshitknotprincz or whatever the hell he is called, I don't give a damn. All I know is that at least he is attempting to make comics (even if they are impressively shit) while this lazy fucktard thinks he is the comic maestro. He can be the maestro with my foot up his ass.

And in classic style...

What's a jib?

The thing on the end of the end of your shoelace.

Good point. What the fuck is a jib?

I'ma make a comic about it.

Isn't a Jib what you get when you blow people apart in Quake?

Oh, wait, that's a gib. My bad.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Jib is a nautical term referring to a triangular sail stretching from the foretopmast head to the jib boom and in small craft to the bowsprit or the bow, of course.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

fuzzyman knows this because he likes rum, sodomy, and VD.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That, and his favorite song is "Yo ho! Blow the man down."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Heald, I like your sense of humor. The only problem is that you've got to work on the character/dialogue placement. It doesn't work the way you've got it unless you read right to left.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

LOLO OMG HE SIAD TARD HAHA ...etc.

LOLO OMG HE SIAD TARD HAHA ...etc.

2 times, I say! 2 times!

ComicRater? More like GimmickAccount, am I right?

Yeah, I noticed that too. Unfortunately, I'm not going to change it. Why? Either Stripcreator makes a way to elevate speech bubbles above others (i.e. to give the impression who speaks first, regardless of position) or people read the comic and then realise that it doesn't make sense unless you read the other speech bubble first. Sorry, but I'm not going to leave a giant plot-hole about why all the character's computers suddenly move to the right instead of the left if they talk afterwards. Don't take it the wrong way. I see the problem too, but I feel the comic looks better regardless.

PS Shouldn't we be insulting ComicRetard?

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PS Shouldn't we be insulting ComicRetard?

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I thought we were supposed to be rating assholes?

I give this one a 5.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hooray for man gash!

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Poop.

I really shouldn't have to see that picture every time I open a thread. There should be a way to choose not to view pictures in posts.

Furthermore, it seems strange that a user would name themselves "ComicRater" when they don't even have the ability to actually rate comics (using the rating system anyway). I also find it absurd that this guy JUST JOINED and considers himself the supreme justice on all that is funny.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's really not that bad once you stare it through the queasiness barrier, mate - almost art-like.

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Ohh...I know I can't spell. Please forgive me...

Hooray for man gash!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.