[b]Name: Jnny Bardon

Birth Place: Canda

E-mail: SWGuild10@wmconenct.com

He's a gay man...For he lives alone!

How I got This Iformation: He has the same type of web provider so I can look him up anytime I like. You can ask me any questions about him...I try and find out the answers for me. And I know...I CAN'T SPELL. I'm a n00b. I still don't care.[/b]

You are him.

Huh??Tell me how I can be...Explain in words.

No, I rather explain in numbers:

16237236484 3744 847577 45 48585873 124323!

...*sniff*IM NOT HIM!! HE'S MY BROTHER! I HATE MY BROTHER! I HATE MY LIFE!*sniff* I just wanna die.*sniff* I can still give you all his info if you like.I just don't want to be that ass hole!

You are ridiculously sad. Like, more depressing than boinky kind of sad.

Boinky's not sad. He's....a dad.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I thought I was mom.

From what you showed me, I'd say you're both.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

'nny? Is that you? Your wall is drying. The blood is almost gone.

You better hurry. Kill again, 'nny.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

'nny? Is that you? Your wall is drying. The blood is almost gone.

You better hurry. Kill again, 'nny.

don't listen to him. stop putting blood on your wall. the monster will come out and all your pain will end. [fun fact: it isn't a moose.]

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It's grime time.

Even I think this thread is sad.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

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No, I rather explain in numbers:

16237236484 3744 847577 45 48585873 124323!

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'nny? Is that you? Your wall is drying. The blood is almost gone.

You better hurry. Kill again, 'nny.

don't listen to him. stop putting blood on your wall. the monster will come out and all your pain will end. [fun fact: it isn't a moose.]

'nny, don't listen to him. He just wants you to be weak! Keep the blood on the wall, 'nny.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

so.... where is this Canda of which you speak?

It's touching America!

...Is that considered molestation?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No, we like it.

x_x

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

'nny? Is that you? Your wall is drying. The blood is almost gone.

You better hurry. Kill again, 'nny.

don't listen to him. stop putting blood on your wall. the monster will come out and all your pain will end. [fun fact: it isn't a moose.]

'nny, don't listen to him. He just wants you to be weak! Keep the blood on the wall, 'nny.

Lies, your father told you! GIVE IN TO YOUR FEAR. Clean up the blood. The monster is going to come out, and, well, areallystupid guy was only half right. It's more of a moose-duck with the face of Rush Limbaugh. It has a tendancy to play the theme from Citizen Kane on a theremin and brush his teeth with a badger. A schizophrenic badger. A schizophrenic badger named Tom. Tom's actually an alright guy, just don't mention Jesus or he'll rip your nutsack off and flambée it with worsterchire sause. Now that I think about it, you should mention Jesus. I want some worsterchire nuts. Do you think - *sniped!*

"Annoying" hits the nail right on the head, doesn't it?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

That was the most ass-rapingly awesome thing i've ever read.

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It's grime time.

I ment Canada not Canda. Unless you want to call it that...I reall don't give a damn.

But YOU are touching US. Do WE like it?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.