You know what you should do? You should totally give that guy a nasty rating, something along the lines of ' He ar bad '.
If that don't fix him I don't know what will. Or track him down to his favourite forums and then expose the sucker live on air, in stunning highly realistic fully realised real time physics real time, as it actually happens live.
I see your ice bagel and I raise you a frozen baguette, from the freezer, that is cold. Not warm.
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