Search.com by HollywoodStew 3-14-04

Sasquatch sightings search... Boogyman haunting search... Weapons of Mass Destruction search... George W's service record search... Impossible! It's like finding a needle in a haystack! More like a bomb in the desert...

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jolly_roger2

meh.

8 Month Fight by HollywoodStew 3-14-04

Matt, I don't know WHY you go to these extremes. There's foul play afoot! It just seems that you take some things so seriously, man. There's no escape from it all! It's 8 months till the election and they're already fighting like 4 year olds!!

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jolly_roger2

Not bad. Keep them coming.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Watch the Bird... by HollywoodStew 3-15-04

In the darkest of night the pure of heart shall overcome their oppressors thus freeing themselves of the slavery which has condemned them for years. Thus the tyrannical shall fall. LOOK AT THE CUTE WITTLE BIRDIE WIRDIE! IT'S YELLOW AND BRIGHT AND HAPPY!!! Note to self: continue switching TicTacs with Prozac...

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jolly_roger2

youll be pleasantly surprised whenever im a donor :)

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xx( o Y o. )xx

"Watch the Bird" was hilarious.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Low Budgets Suck by HollywoodStew 3-15-04

Did you watch the Oscars? Sure did! But for all that money in a Pirate movie? What a waste. It was a great movie. It appealed to audiences no matter what. Budget has nothing to do with it. Oh really?! Somehow I get the feeling that LOW budget Pirates wouldn't get as much fame. Everyone's a critic. ARRR! I be tellin' ya i don't make this stuff up!

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jolly_roger2

Watch the Bird 2 by HollywoodStew 3-15-04

HEY THERE!! Have I EVER told you HOW much I LOVE my pussy?? He's my little SPECIAL pussy! I love to stroke and touch and feed him! Christ, here we go again... There's so MANY things to DO with a pussy! You can wash it, love it, grasp it, nuzzle it....just so MANY!!! Anthony the Gay Pussy Lover. The Happiest Man on Earth. The Most Gleeful Individual! Kinda reminds me of Rush Limbaugh before he got busted...now that's a happy man. Time for Mr. Tinkle to take a PIDDLE!!! After THAT I'll give YOU a TONGUE bath...then YOU can do ME!!! You are SUCH a CUTE pussy! Yes you ARE!! Maybe he'll choke on a furball.

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jolly_roger2

Welcome to Avenue Q by HollywoodStew 3-18-04

I gotta talk about something that's been bothering me. I sign online, all happy, looking forward to emails, cuz they're like little christmas presents. Then BAM, I'm hit with dozens of pop-ups whose SOUL intention is to either make me buy something i don't want OR help me "please certain ladies" in my life. Seriously, how am i to enjoy my web browsing?! I swear to God i'll NEVER use the internet again. Porn isn't THAT worth it. I'm a nice guy, i can find girls. I don't need awesome sweaty porn!! **Inner Monologue** ....grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn....

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jolly_roger2