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Heh heh. Pretty fucking funny, possums. One thing, though, in the Lynch remake: You forgot the midgets talking backwards. That's always important.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Those were bloody brilliant. More.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Okay... but only if you promise to rate me. High. And by that, I mean you rate me whilst stoned. Mmm.

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Just so no one thought the Riefenstahl one was anti-semetic, I'll explain. Leni Riefenstahl was a Nazi propagandist. I don't want any confusion there.

On a lighter note, my ass exploded.

That's all I got for right now. I would appreciate some requests, but until then, here are some ideas I have.

Sergio Leone Remakes Rosemary's Baby
Francis Ford Coppola Remakes Mafia!
Jean-Luc Godard Remakes Evil Dead

You need to stop buying donkeys that have been cross-bred with gunpowder.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

funny mate verry funny

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been lost in alchol for far too long i try but icant remeber the song the one you sang along to all out of tune and baby in my head im running out of room and your boots are kicking up concrete a

Those are very funny indeed.

Sergio Leone remaking Rosemary's baby?! Damn that's twisted! I love it! =P

Of course it would only work if Eli Wallach could play the devil's son...or perhaps Charles Bronson...hum...

(Charles Bronson while playing the baby): your friends have a high mortality rate, Mom.

yeah, it has potential =P

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Jew!

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Your Lord and Master, - Bob & Chad -

Psycho nazi punk moron fuck!

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Star Wars?

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Star Wars?

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