I recently made an album (as in, this week), there's some great covers of all your favourites, and also some original material which I've performed all by myself.

I'll be honest, I can't sing, and I have no instruments, but maybe that adds to the humour, or rather the pain caused to your ears.

Under The Covers - By Baz

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

"You're Not Welcome Here" sounds like the soundtrack to my nightmares.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.