I got this idea from boinky's "offensive" comics contest, but it developed a life of its own. It's incomplete as is, but I may add to it if I get inspired. Enjoy!

Generic Science Fiction Film Part One by UnknownEric 3-31-04

Yes, I've done it! My first successful penis transplant! Joy! Some time later. Gee, Doc, thanks for giving me a spanking new schlong. I just have one question... where'd you get it from? Well, my son, I just gave you the johnson of Der Fuhrer! Insert shrill strings here. *GASP* You mean...? Yes! I saved Hitler's cock!

Generic Science Fiction Film Part Two by UnknownEric 3-31-04

It sure is nice having a brand new wang. It's just too bad it's tainted with German nationalism. Hi, Gabe, how are... AHHH! You have a giant erection! Gross!!! No, no... wait! Wait! It's just giving you the Nazi salute!

Generic Science Fiction Film Part Three by UnknownEric 3-31-04

So, Gabe... nice name, kid... how long have you been hearing these voices? Well, Doc, ever since I got Hitler's cock. And what are these voices saying? Well, it's queer, Doc... every time I get an erection, I'm told to invade Poland. And this one time when I was jerking off to a picture of Winona Ryder, the voice wouldn't shut up about the Final Solution...

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I has a flavor!

More crazy cock action...

Generic Science Fiction Film Part Four by UnknownEric 4-01-04

Ahh, morning. A new day... What the hell? And when I woke up, I discovered I had built an entire luftwaffe of paper airplanes...

Generic Science Fiction Film Part Five by UnknownEric 4-01-04

Hey Gabe, what are you doing at this show? I didn't know you liked the Mendoza Line. The Mendoza Line? Dammit. Huh? Sorry, my cock thought it was the Maginot Line. What?

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I has a flavor!

UE, you crazy bastard. Hitler's cock? Ha!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Generic Science Fiction Film Part Six by UnknownEric 4-01-04

Well, that was a long flight, but I'm finally here... *clears throat* I, the owner of Adolf Hitler's cock, hereby annex the Sudetenland for Germany. Sudetenland? This is Sunderland, arsehole. Goddamnit.

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I has a flavor!

That is fucking brilliant. Im inspired to write something godawful now.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Y'know, I think they based that background on Sunderland, it looks exactly like it.

Awesome strips.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Hilarious! And I second Jes's comments on Sunderland

The area about two blocks from where I work approximates the background pretty well also. Ah, West Baltimore, how beautiful(?) you are...

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I has a flavor!