Would any of you care to say my newest comic sucks?

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Tout le monde est merde!!!

It has the right idea, Em. =)

You get points for mentioning FORTY-FIVE WHOLE SLUSHIES in your comic, which nobody else so far has had the guts to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I knew I should've said 55 WHOLE SLUSHIES! Damn it! Well, I've got a new comic now, Conversations with Mike [jackindenial]--H4X0R. It's lovely. I swear. Nothing about Slushies, but stuff about his plan.

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Terrible. You are about as funny as a colonoscopy gone wrong.

Not true, possums. A colonoscopy gone wrong can be pretty funny when it's not your colonoscopy. He's about as funny as making love to a buttered-up Rosie O'Donnell.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Not true, possums. A colonoscopy gone wrong can be pretty funny when it's not your colonoscopy. He's about as funny as making love to a buttered-up Rosie O'Donnell.

Not true, MikeyG. Making love to a buttered-up Rosie O'Donnell can be pretty funny when it's not you making love to a buttered-up Rosie O'Donnell. He's about as funny as 55 WHOLE SLUSHIES!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Note to all: I am not a "he" I am a she. As said in my lovely profile "Je suis une femme". If you thought my comics sucked, see my website! It sucks even more!!! cheapass.cjb.net!!!. It's a lovely site all about cynicism!

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I always thought you had a penis.

I don't speak French, so for all I knew this could have said "I am a roller-skating circus donkey."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't think there's anything funny about Rosie O'Donnell naked.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What if she had just been given a chicken-brain transplant? A naked chicken-brain Rosie O'Donnell would probably be pretty funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What if she had just been given a chicken-brain transplant? A naked chicken-brain Rosie O'Donnell would probably be pretty funny.

x_x It might cause severe blistering of the brain and eyes...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.