I've just reached my fiftieth comic, so I figured I would put together a "Best Of..." collection as celebration. Enjoy.

Ogyaf Goes To Heaven by Ogyaf 12-10-03

Ogyaf meets Jesus Hey, Jesus Hello, my child Whoa, you're my father?! .......... Talk about a 'Star Wars' plot twist! Dumb ass...

A Visit From A Friend by Ogyaf 12-13-03

Scooter4 Visits Ogyaf's pad Nice house... I know you are, but what am I? Why do I even bother?

A Visit From A Friend II by Ogyaf 12-13-03

Later... What did you come to my house for? What, I can't visit you for no reason? What are you, gay? Don't say 'yes'... Don't say 'yes'... Yes. .......... God damn it!

Worst. Comic. Ever. by Ogyaf 12-13-03

.......... .......... .......... .......... .......... I got nothing.

Ogyaf Tells Ice Da Klown A Joke by Ogyaf 12-14-03

And so he says, "That's no minivan; that's my wife!" Three days later... I don't get it.

[Click to view comic: 'Squirrels Roasting On An Open Fire']

[Click to view comic: 'Arrested Develop-Mental Case']

[Click to view comic: 'An Ogyaf Christmas Special']

[Click to view comic: 'McDonald's Commercial Casting']
[Click to view comic: 'McDonald's Commercial Casting II']

[Click to view comic: 'The Nonexistent Adventures Of Ogyaf']

[Click to view comic: 'Darko']

[Click to view comic: 'Pimpburger']

[Click to view comic: 'IceDaKlown Meets A Celebrity']

[Click to view comic: 'Ogyaf Visits His Sister At College']

[Click to view comic: 'Mamma Mia!']

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

I HATE ICP fans

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think putting together a collection of your best comics is a great idea. I can't wait to see them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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I think putting together a collection of your best comics is a great idea. I can't wait to see them.

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biped, did I ever mention how much I like you?

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Who said anything about ICP? And why would you hate someone simply for their musical taste -- or lack thereof?

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Come on, now. How fucking stupid do you take us for?

Ogyaf = faygO

Where's dcom? If anyone can recognize an ICP fan it would be him.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Faygo's been around a lot longer than ICP has... About 90 years longer to be exact.

Either way, to each his own, right?

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Depending on how I happen to feel on a particular day, "Faygo" is either my favorite foreign car or my favorite brand of spaghetti sauce.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks for taking your time to reply to me, even if you're just ridiculing me.

A Visit From A Strange, Strange Man by Ogyaf 2-01-04

Would you like to play a rousing game of "Grab Ass"? Go back to Scott's comics

Another Visit From The Strange, Strange Man by Ogyaf 4-07-04

I'm sorry to bother you, but I have something important I have to ask you. What? If I said you had a nice body, would you strip naked and have sex with me all night long? Fuck you! You would?! God damn it!

If you want to see more of this character, check out the comics of Scooter4 (cheap plug for a friend).

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

fanta kicks faygo's ass, and if you're from PA you'd agree that United 51 kicks the shit out of both of them

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I've yet to try Fanta, and I've never even heard of United 51.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Fanta is for homos. Yuengling kicks the shit out of everything you've named.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've yet to try Yuengling... I mean, of course I haven't; I'm only twenty. What is this alcohol you speak of? Never touch the stuff. *looks around suspiciously*

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

And because you can never go wrong with "gay jokes"...

The CANdy Man by Ogyaf 4-09-04

Ogyaf, you need to get out of your trashcan more often... I happen to like my can... I like your "can," too, but I'm not always in it. No; not always.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Personally, I wouldn't call these one of best, but MikeyG might appreciate them, as they make fun of stereotypical ICP fans.

A Visit From Another Friend by Ogyaf 12-19-03

Spinark visits Ogyaf's pad What's up, Spinny? Nuthin', juggalo. Just choppin' up dead bodies fo' my dead body stew, ninja. Dude... Look at you... You ARE a dead body. Good point, dawg... Get an axe an' start chopping.

A Visit From Another Friend II by Ogyaf 12-19-03

If I chop you up, how would you be able to eat your stew? Well... Uh... I... Um... Well what do you know? Thinking too hard really CAN make someone explode. Damn it. I hate when that happens...

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Sickness And Ern Have Corrupted Me by Ogyaf 4-10-04

Why are women so confusing, Oggy? I don't know, Dorian. But I must say -- as confusing as they are, it is all worth in in the end. Yeah, I suppose you're right. Heh, "In the End"

Sickness And Ern Have Corrupted Me II by Ogyaf 4-11-04

It's one big struggle, but it will all be worth it if there's even the slightest chance you can have her in the end. LMAO, "Have Her In The End" Okay, now it's just getting redundant.

If you actually enjoy this kind of comic, check out Sickness' Comics (another cheap plug for a friend)

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Life's Important Debates by Ogyaf 4-14-04

IceDaKlown and Scooter4 are in the middle of a heated argument. Yes! No! This very well may be the most important discussion they'll ever have. Yes way! No way! Diet Coke WOULD win a fight against Fred Durst's red Yankees cap! Not in this lifetime, buddy!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

That was a good one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, you can't please everybody. Thanks for taking the time to read them, anyway.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

That was a nice response. I would've told him to smell a dog's butthole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, why would I want to smell a dog's butthole when I can merely roll over in my bed, drape my arm around you, and savor your own bodily fragrances?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.