Portrait of an Elephant and an Alien in a Canyon by TheNewSoup 4-05-04

isn't my painting great? amazing. it's just how i imagined it.

Now with 30% more indecipherable metaphors and hidden meanings.

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Phallic subliminal messages again? ... *yawn*

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The elephant's trunk is one of them there dick-symbols, ain't it?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If you had seen the alien porn star series that graykane(I think it was graykane anyway...) had made, you'd look at the alien in a whole new meaning.

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that's one of them, but there's so many more! how many can you spot? it's like the back cover of those highlights for kids magazines.

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Is there a message of peace in there?

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oh, certainly. the black space at the end represents peace, since everything must give to achieve true peace. even the light itself must give way to darkness to let true happiness shine through. pretty profound huh?

another art-related strip:

Rough Sketch by TheNewSoup 4-07-04

whatcha drawing? a pair of kitties snowboarding. are they having fun? no. they're hitting a tree.

i feel this one plays on the insecurities of mankind while simultaneously purveying a deep message about snowboarding kittens.

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Well I was thinking more along the lines of the 1st 4 captalised initials in the title of the strip spell out P E A C and an E lephant is the 1st thing we see in the actual meat of the strip. And everyone knows elephants are chilled out motherfuckers. But your way works good also.

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Actually, I think you have hidden aggression against your father in a classic Oedipus struggle that you simply want to take out on the kittens that have the ordacity to snowboard (which we all know that kittens are much too young to snowboard).

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That's audacity you blithering pimp-magnet.

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That's audacity you blithering pimp-magnet.

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...someone finally realized that I have problems spelling. :P

Its not my fault. I'm dyselxic and a programer to boot.

...and I am far far from being a pimp magnet.

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hmmm...i hadn't noticed that one. see? there are even messages i didn't even KNOW about! how swank is that? here's a pretty deep and thoughtful one on witch burning.

A Thoughtful and Analytical Examination of Witch Burning by TheNewSoup 4-08-04

BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH! i'm not a witch! why won't you believe me? if you'd like, we could go up to my bedchamber and i could closely examine your body for the mark of satan to prove you aren't. actually, just burn me.

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o_o I think I woulda opted for being burned as well...

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