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Day 741 by smokingmonkey 4-08-04

Hey, thanks for coming in! Really appreciate it! Listen, I have some exciting news. To make our department more efficient, we've decided to implement some new strategies. Uh-oh. We've decided to scale back lunch times to 15 minutes. Now, I know what you're thinking,... and I have to tell you that I'm just as excited as you! I just know that we'll all give 450.999%! Go team! Yeah but... Oh, and to help with the transition, we'll be replacing your normal office chairs with specially designed commode chairs. No more wasted trips to the bathroom! Take that urine and feces! Moo.

Not bad. Keep it up.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

That is a joke that's been around for probably a couple of years now. The office chair/commode joke. I believe there was a picture of something like that being forwarded in emails for a while.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.