um......hi....(again)......I....uh....hav.e....a.
q.u.e.s.t.i.o.n.........?........................
I...don.t.......uh....really....THINK.....I . ...
am..a......uh......n.e.w.b.i.e...........so....uh
.........why....does...i.t......uh.....say....I..
....uh........am.......................?.........

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Oh, that's just a misprint. It was supposed to say "dickhead."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

hey....uh.....hm.....NO.....i.....dont think.....so
...i....did...uh......type.....it........so uh.....
hm...................dickhead?.............you.....
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*sigh*.................man.......don't be so.......
rude...........rude.......................to me....
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................please.............................
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. I wrote a poem about you to make up for it.

LOOK, THERE'S STREETPROJECT
by biped

Look, oh look, there's Streetproject
Look, I think those cars just wrecked
Look, that bus is double-decked
Look, a woodpecker just pecked
Look, a rogue religious sect
Look, the Enterprise just trekked
Look, policemen serve and protect
Look, a heckler just hecked
Look, a techno-geek just teched
Look, a German guy just spreched
Look, some teenagers just necked
Look, my penis is erect
Look, if I may interject
Look, oh look, there's Streetproject.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

th...th...thanks :)

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Stop typing like a moron. I've seen your comics, and I know you can type normally. Not that they're funny, or anything.

I may donate just to rate you poorly.

I...uh...wel.....I think...that they are uh.....
....f.f.fff...funney........and...i..uh type...good
or uh...wel...l...well........in comic.....cs....s.
ssssssss..........................................
........funny

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w..w.what about my....q.qu...question?.....???

(p..p.pee....esss.ss.)( 9.(((
(

((i am...uh..gg.g.ggeee..getting...b.b.better..er..)))

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In answer to your question:

Technically, you would be considered a newbie, in light of the fact that you registered today. I know it doesn't seem fair, but that's just one of those seemingly arbitrary rules to which so many websites such as this one seem to adhere.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

h..um how l....long would it take to be.....wow...(long words..uh..together....I must be getting bett...tter..)to NOt...um....be a uh....newbie.?

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the second you stop talking like a moron.

I appreciate how difficult it must have been to express such a lengthy sentiment, which is why I regret that I haven't a definite answer to your follow-up question.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

th...uh...hm....*sigh*...th..thank you...

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do you have some kind of fucking cerebral palsy or something?

No, it's called selective retardedness.

And bad acting.

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H...HEY!!!...

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you may not be a newb anymore

you are now a troll

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troll?

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I...th uh hm....I...th think..i.did...umm...uh...*sigh*
pretty...pretty etty good.....a..li...
...little...more....pra...c...practice..and..
...uh....I..I..I.I...could...uh...hm.....um...
do...bett...go..good............ : ...: )
.... :) .........

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Don't worry, it may not be a permanent afflication. It's entirely possible that, in time, you can make a full recovery.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hey!..I...s.ssstarted...a.n.n.nn.new...series..
..called,....uh......"Blue...Uh..."...just...4...
*sigh*...you....g...guys.... ;) .

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Somehow I just knew there was a series like this in you that was struggling to burst forth and introduce itself to the world, like a newborn child filled with life and promise and hope for the future.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

lmao :)

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for..the...uh..ppl....who...uh...hm.....c..comment..
me.....wel......do it...it....rite.....dont...forget..
...the..."uh"s....and...."umm"s....and..."*sighs*"....

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Recipe for un-newbiefication:

2 full spoons of wit
separate the retardiness from the few shreds of intelligence, and mix it with wit.
Drop just a sip of corniness
undo the lobotomy
take it to the oven and bake it for 40 minutes at 250º

and we might make something out of you yet

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.