uh......um.........i...uh....un-newbiefy.......me.

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Streetproject April 12, 2004 12:25 PM	um......hi....(again)......I....uh....hav.e....a. q.u.e.s.t.i.o.n.........?........................ I...don.t.......uh....really....THINK.....I . ... am..a......uh......n.e.w.b.i.e...........so....uh .........why....does...i.t......uh.....say....I.. ....uh........am.......................?.........
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biped April 12, 2004 12:33 PM	Oh, that's just a misprint. It was supposed to say "dickhead."
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Streetproject
April 12, 2004 12:41 PM

hey....uh.....hm.....NO.....i.....dont think.....so
...i....did...uh......type.....it........so uh.....
hm...................dickhead?.............you.....
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*sigh*.................man.......don't be so.......
rude...........rude.......................to me....
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................please.............................
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biped
April 12, 2004 1:16 PM

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. I wrote a poem about you to make up for it.

LOOK, THERE'S STREETPROJECT
by biped

Look, oh look, there's Streetproject
Look, I think those cars just wrecked
Look, that bus is double-decked
Look, a woodpecker just pecked
Look, a rogue religious sect
Look, the Enterprise just trekked
Look, policemen serve and protect
Look, a heckler just hecked
Look, a techno-geek just teched
Look, a German guy just spreched
Look, some teenagers just necked
Look, my penis is erect
Look, if I may interject
Look, oh look, there's Streetproject.

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Streetproject April 12, 2004 1:18 PM	th...th...thanks :)
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possums April 12, 2004 1:29 PM	Stop typing like a moron. I've seen your comics, and I know you can type normally. Not that they're funny, or anything. I may donate just to rate you poorly.
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 1:49 PM	I...uh...wel.....I think...that they are uh..... ....f.f.fff...funney........and...i..uh type...good or uh...wel...l...well........in comic.....cs....s. ssssssss.......................................... ........funny
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 2:03 PM	w..w.what about my....q.qu...question?.....??? (p..p.pee....esss.ss.)( 9.((( ( ((i am...uh..gg.g.ggeee..getting...b.b.better..er..)))
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biped April 12, 2004 2:08 PM	In answer to your question: Technically, you would be considered a newbie, in light of the fact that you registered today. I know it doesn't seem fair, but that's just one of those seemingly arbitrary rules to which so many websites such as this one seem to adhere.
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 2:11 PM	h..um how l....long would it take to be.....wow...(long words..uh..together....I must be getting bett...tter..)to NOt...um....be a uh....newbie.?
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possums April 12, 2004 2:19 PM	the second you stop talking like a moron.
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biped April 12, 2004 2:24 PM	quote: h..um how l....long would it take to be.....wow...(long words..uh..together....I must be getting bett...tter..)to NOt...um....be a uh....newbie.? I appreciate how difficult it must have been to express such a lengthy sentiment, which is why I regret that I haven't a definite answer to your follow-up question.
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 5:09 PM	th...uh...hm....sigh...th..thank you...
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possums April 12, 2004 5:14 PM	do you have some kind of fucking cerebral palsy or something?
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MikeyG April 12, 2004 5:40 PM	No, it's called selective retardedness. And bad acting.
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 6:18 PM	H...HEY!!!...
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xxausrottenxx April 12, 2004 6:24 PM	you may not be a newb anymore you are now a troll
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 7:20 PM	troll?
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 7:23 PM	quote: troll? I...th uh hm....I...th think..i.did...umm...uh...sigh pretty...pretty etty good.....a..li... ...little...more....pra...c...practice..and.. ...uh....I..I..I.I...could...uh...hm.....um... do...bett...go..good............ : ...: ) .... :) .........
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biped April 12, 2004 7:25 PM	Don't worry, it may not be a permanent afflication. It's entirely possible that, in time, you can make a full recovery.
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 7:54 PM	Hey!..I...s.ssstarted...a.n.n.nn.new...series.. ..called,....uh......"Blue...Uh..."...just...4... sigh...you....g...guys.... ;) .
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biped April 12, 2004 8:20 PM	Somehow I just knew there was a series like this in you that was struggling to burst forth and introduce itself to the world, like a newborn child filled with life and promise and hope for the future.
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 8:24 PM	lmao :)
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Streetproject April 12, 2004 8:27 PM	for..the...uh..ppl....who...uh...hm.....c..comment.. me.....wel......do it...it....rite.....dont...forget.. ...the..."uh"s....and...."umm"s....and..."sighs"....
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Melkor April 13, 2004 3:50 AM	Recipe for un-newbiefication: 2 full spoons of wit separate the retardiness from the few shreds of intelligence, and mix it with wit. Drop just a sip of corniness undo the lobotomy take it to the oven and bake it for 40 minutes at 250Âº and we might make something out of you yet
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Streetproject April 13, 2004 7:01 AM	sounds...con..uh...confusing....
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Streetproject April 13, 2004 7:07 AM	why...do....er...does...everyone..ma..makee..uh.. f.f.f.ff.fun....oh.sigh...m..me...?..".".....?
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smamurai April 13, 2004 8:34 AM	Dude, you're like that kid off Malcolm and the Middle huh? I feel you bro, taint easy being black y'all.
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Streetproject April 13, 2004 8:44 AM	lol....ty
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kramer_vs_kramer April 13, 2004 9:14 AM	Hey...stop......uh...st...stop...t...t...taking...the...p...p...uh...piss......... um....o...out...of...my...sp...sp...sigh...speech...im...ped..i...ment............
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Streetproject April 13, 2004 9:27 AM	tha...was....pre.....uh..hm..pretty...c..c.cc.close...
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smamurai April 13, 2004 9:31 AM	Have you ever tried singing your posts? Some people say that helps with stuttering. Just dont (pause to build anticipation) try it with rap (smile and reap in the laughter). Ladies and gentlemen I am here all night.
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CowTipper April 13, 2004 9:35 AM	quote: why...do....er...does...everyone..ma..makee..uh.. f.f.f.ff.fun....oh.sigh...m..me...?..".".....? Because they're afraid that if they keep reading that type of speech, their brains will implode. I think they want you to stop.
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Streetproject April 13, 2004 10:34 AM	...i...can...uh...can't help it....
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biped April 13, 2004 10:43 AM	quote: ...i...can...uh...can't help it.... Maybe you don't want to "help it." Maybe you have become comfortable with your impediment. Maybe you use it as a crutch, so that you don't have to face reality head-on. I know, because I myself sometimes use my utter greatness and overwhelming superiority to everyone else as precisely such a protective distancing device.
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Streetproject April 13, 2004 10:53 AM	mu..uh...hm...maybe....
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CowTipper April 13, 2004 1:34 PM	quote: ...i...can...uh...can't help it.... Oh. That happened to me once, but it was because there was a pack of post it notes leaning on the "." key.
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Streetproject April 13, 2004 1:39 PM	....sigh...may...be....
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