more of teh comics. feedback and beer would be nice

bilal and korfeg 54 by alkoholik 4-12-04

i was reading about lewis and clark the other day oh yeah, theyre very important to american history yeah thats what i think i also think your sister gave me the clap

bilal and korfeg 56 by alkoholik 4-12-04

i knew it! you knew what? remember in that issue of tiger beat magazine where they said hanson was boys, not girls ...ive been masterbating to boys for a very long time...

bilal and korfeg 57 by alkoholik 4-12-04

korfeg, get out of the trash can but im flying a plane you look like an ant from up here oh wait, thats just your penis

bilal and korfeg 59 by alkoholik 4-12-04

bilal, do you like mmpmmhhm? do i like what? women why yes, i do haha, i really said big italian cock

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BEER BEER IS GOOD FOR THE HEART, THE MORE YOU DRINK THE MORE YOU ZZZZZZZZZZ...

I enjoyed these comics very much. Each one of them elicited actual laughter from me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

there's almost a charming roughness in those, like a whore with no teeth but pretty lips

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Kinda funny in a sick way.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

strangely hilarious as fuck.

Id rather have root canal surgery where they went in through my anus than have to read another of these comics.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Perm, you'd rather do that than ANYTHING.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Perm, you'd rather do that than ANYTHING.

Wait till you find out how i want them to treat my bowel cancer.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I hope it's 'Like the Olson Twins, but not as rough'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I want them to use a LAZER

*makes hand gesture a la Dr Evil*

A LA-ZER

and go in THROUGH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

bilal and korfeg 61 by alkoholik 4-13-04

agh, im bummed why so? i have to have root canal surgery whats that thats where they fix your teeth then why were you talking about your ass?

bilal and korfeg 62 by alkoholik 4-13-04

whens your appointment next tuesday hhhm i never thought prostitutes worked on tuesdays..

bilal and korfeg 63 by alkoholik 4-13-04

next tuesday so, howd the thing go meh, it was alright, didnt hurt as bad as they say they, huh they also say you drink cat pee and like it

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BEER BEER IS GOOD FOR THE HEART, THE MORE YOU DRINK THE MORE YOU ZZZZZZZZZZ...

AHHH , I AM DIEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111112

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I liked those comics too, especially the cat pee one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I enjoyed the majority of your comics. However, are you going to have any other characters? otherwise this could get old, perhaps quickly.

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You know you totally missed me!

i think its brilliant

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Just because something is brilliant doesn't mean it can't get old quickly. Like Einstein. Or plastic wrap cheese. Or my love for meditatiing. Off to the list of favorites you go, nonetheless

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You know you totally missed me!

For some reason, number 59 makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

Yeah, Match, that was the one that made me giggle, too. It's like a laugh that forces itself out of you, an unexpected one.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

yahhh it reminds me of this joke my friend David played on me. He was all like you dropped you mpmpmphmpmh and i was like what and started looking on the ground. He kept doing that and i finally realized i hadn't dropped anything..

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You know you totally missed me!

another episode of comic greatness

Bilal and Korfeg 34 by alkoholik 1-10-04

Korfeg...Have you ever got an ulser you cant get rid of? ..."mumble mumble mumble"... I mean, you keep on tounging it and tounging it...and it'll never go away, 'cause you keep on tounging it... ..."hammer hammer hammer"... Well? Your talking about your sister right?

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BEER BEER IS GOOD FOR THE HEART, THE MORE YOU DRINK THE MORE YOU ZZZZZZZZZZ...

I like the first 4 and the last one is really clever.