over in RSC, a couple of threads have now hosted folks bemoaning the futility of the toprated.php function, and specifically the fact that the low vote totals throw off the averages. i agree. while all the comics on the list are funny, they aren't necessarily the funniest ever (as i type this, one of mine is #1, and that only because i begged people to vote for it).

therefore, i hereby, henceforth and forthwith dedicate this thread for the purpose of posting comics you feel are deserving of toprated status. put 'em up, and we'll vote on 'em (well, i will anyway). in just a sec, i'll find some of my favorites to get the ball rolling--in the meantime, i can beg everyone who's reading this to pad the vote total for my one good comic EVER, which you can find on my alias' front page. let's take the power back to the people, people! (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

www.stripcreator.com/comics/allenhenderson/5227/
www.stripcreator.com/comics/kaufman/39442/
www.stripcreator.com/comics/kramer_vs_kramer/33047/
www.stripcreator.com/comics/wirthling/31555/

that'll do for now. NB, folks: if you don't omit the http:// when you post the URLs, the comics themselves will appear on this page and no one will be able to vote.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

here ya go. you could view this as a desperate cry for attention, or as an acquiescence to what the nature of this thread will inevitably become. i, on the other hand, would rather think of it as a service to you my readers: rather than reading all 300 so-so comics of mine, now you only need look at a dozen. plus the one above--definitely don't skip that one.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/il_schmucko/85563
www.stripcreator.com/comics/il_schmucko/85759
www.stripcreator.com/comics/il_schmucko/90703
www.stripcreator.com/comics/il_schmucko/114381
www.stripcreator.com/comics/il_schmucko/135814
www.stripcreator.com/comics/il_schmucko/162564
www.stripcreator.com/comics/habnem/33655
www.stripcreator.com/comics/habnem/44986
www.stripcreator.com/comics/habnem/163293
www.stripcreator.com/comics/habnem/163976
www.stripcreator.com/comics/habnem/166942
www.stripcreator.com/comics/habnem/167632

incidentally, i tried my very hardest to keep away from comics that rely on in-jokes, but found that it couldn't quite be done. rest assured that the in-joke strips here are only the funniest of the funniest i've made. for some reason, i just got really sad...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

www.stripcreator.com/comics/wirthling/18411
www.stripcreator.com/comics/newcode/1773
www.stripcreator.com/comics/nailbunny/14027
www.stripcreator.com/comics/nailbunny/66356
www.stripcreator.com/comics/outre/25215
www.stripcreator.com/comics/kazashima/12739
www.stripcreator.com/comics/evil_d/100190
www.stripcreator.com/comics/evil_d/100191

www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/30987
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/32090
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/34601
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/40421
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/41259
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/48565
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/86665
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/88442
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/100497
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/113137
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/115627
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/180882

And I'm happy to see a thread for this. Nothing makes my heart tingle like wasting valuable time voting on comic strips that I could be using for important things, like doing my homework, or jerking off.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/KajunFirefly/80855

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Dad was flammable

Awwww, Kajun. That strip is a joke I heard when I was 12. I'm 26 now.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

as of this typing, #1 and #2 are comics Drexle posted in this thread. everyone else step on up and show him what's what! the revolution will be... umm... webcast?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I rarely read my old comics, I didn't even know I had made it, when I saw it the other day, it made me laugh.

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Dad was flammable

www.stripcreator.com/comics/turboff/10498
www.stripcreator.com/comics/turboff/10505
www.stripcreator.com/comics/turboff/10679

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Dad was flammable

www.stripcreator.com/comics/shittykitty/695
www.stripcreator.com/comics/shittykitty/1251

I had my moment in the sun (with special thanks to BigEvilDan and dcomposed for helping me get on the toprated list), but I didn't expect to stick around as long as I did. Thanks a lot guys.

Also, because I have no life, I have rated every single comic linked on this thread.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

This is my favourite:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/passive/16623

One of my favorite comics ever.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drexle/30505

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

God DAMN that was sick. And funny as shit. I think I'm going to have to look at you differently from now on, kramer.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This comic had me in tears earlier, not very often I laugh out loud, but this one is a classic:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/andydougan/219148

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Dad was flammable

I found something on the front page worth mentioning:
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Halcyon/224576

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Mediocrity at its most average.

For some reason, this comic of mine has been top rated:
www.stripcreator.com/comics/umfumdisi/196412

It's the end of the sereies that begins here:
www.stripcreator.com/comics/umfumdisi/196387

I'm only posting this info because I think it's weird.

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I do like this comic. It's silly:
www.stripcreator.com/comics/umfumdisi

I'll post comics by others later.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I always loved that Pi Contest one, umfum.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This thread is deserving of the dcomposed seal of disaproval.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I love this one -
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/whoreable

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

quote:

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For some reason, this comic of mine has been top rated:
www.stripcreator.com/comics/umfumdisi/196412

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hot off the presses and an instant goddamned classic:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/fuzzyman/226557

(not that i want to influence anyone's Cup vote, mind you)

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

These are some of my better ones. Strangely enough, all under the Mikey33 series.

Mikey33 - Johnny Bonkers 3 by MikeyG 3-01-04

Papa-san! Come on into Platypus town, where we masticate the marshmallowy goodness of God's Green Penis. Son, you sound like you're hopped up on goofballs. Only the whim of necrophilia can keep the sausage-like blister of Babylon from usurping my righteous lummox, beyotch! All right, you whackjob, I'm taking you in. Don't try anything funny. Satisfaction, you mandible! I've got three mountains of ennui and an off-shore bacon shaving kit! I hope you stay this incoherent after I've assraped you in the back of my cruiser.

I stay up at night, praying that the line "Satisfaction, you mandible!" becomes a StripCreator catchphrase.

Mikey33 - Crazy Bitch Convention 3: Conclusion by MikeyG 3-25-04

Welcome, motherfuckers, to the Eighth Annual Crazy Bitch Convention! I'm your host, you fucking assholes, Shannon Fucking Doherty! Introduce yourselves and fuck off! Ah'm Whitney Houston. Bobby! Git yo' ass ovah here wit' dat weed! Oh, uh...I ain't got no weed. I'm Courtney Love. Totally. You like my new cheekbones? My new lips? My new earlobe implants? Like, I'm totally responsible and stuff. I'm Rosie O'Donnell. Besides eating Cambodian children, I shop at K-Mart. But I don't buy their guns, because them and anyone who sells them are evil. Is all this really happening or am I just going crazy and hallucinating it all? Well, if it's the latter, I've come to the right place! Hi! I'm Lara Flynn Boyle! Does anyone have any food I can avoid?

Mikey33 - Maury Povbitch by MikeyG 3-31-04

I'm Maury Povich. I'd like to make an announcement. I will be changing the format of my show, reforming it to better standards. That's right. I will no longer be offering exploitative, sensational material to represent my show. Next, on Maury Povich, Schizophrenic Samurai Thalidomide Soccer Moms! Yes, instead I will be offering sensational, exploitative material. Excuse me, I'm on.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.