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You said "butt"!!! LOL!!!

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That comic was from an actual conversation.

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Wow! You mean you were talking to a snowman, and it blasted a huge, explosive fart out of its **snicker** "butt"?!!!

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no... my house is complete chaos (1 sister, 3 brothers, and my mom...all in one house) so random topics come up often (such as farting)... I just used the snowman character for effect :P

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Well then, if you'd simply taken the time to explain all that in a narrative caption, then perhaps the comic itself wouldn't have been so shockingly outlandish.

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Its sad when you need to explain the background to a fart joke...

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Its sad when you need to explain the background to a fart joke...

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And yet you willingly offered this explanation of your own accord, thus needlessly complicating things, while I was perfectly content simply to laugh at the word "butt."

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And yet you willingly offered this explanation of your own accord, thus needlessly complicating things, while I was perfectly content simply to laugh at the word "butt."

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:P You could have accepted the extra tidbit as useless trivia tho.

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:P You could have accepted the extra tidbit as useless trivia tho.

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According to Freud, extra tidbits are never simply "useless trivia."

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Freud also had some serious sexual issues.

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Freud also had some serious sexual issues.

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Yes, but they say he could really appreciate a good fart joke.

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By finding a sexual reference in it :P

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By finding a sexual reference in it :P

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Exactly. Freud realized that fart jokes are funny because farts eminate from one of a person's funny sex places (i.e. the "butt"). Which is also where the phrase "butt of the joke" came from.

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By finding a sexual reference in it :P

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Well DUH! I didn't even think of farts when I read it. I just thought of a hot flash from my anus.

Admit it. You want one.

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Not really... >.>

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[Click to view comic: 'Still More Brain Vomit']

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I would've liked it a lot more if the shark had cut a huge, explosive fart.

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Its a dolphin!

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Not really... >.>

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Her words say no, but her emoticon says yes.

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Not really... >.>

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Her words say no, but her emoticon says yes.

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-_-;

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Its a dolphin!

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Oh...I just assumed it was a shark, since a shark would've been about a billion times funnier.

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[Click to view comic: 'A Not-So-Successful Cartoon Pilot']

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That one made me do this --

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^-^ I made it just for you and all of the people who drink paint thinner and read my comics...

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