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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Next one offers me skittles gets it! They keep falling through the holes!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

...and Snappy Sammy Smoot is so excited about it that he just wee-weed on his teevee set.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The sequel to The Passion of the Christ will be directed by Quentin Tarantino.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Starring Samuel L Jackson.

"I'm JESUS CHRIST, BITCH!"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Starring Samuel L Jackson.

And Pam Grier as Mary Magdelene.

Did you know that they have these magazines out that are basically bible magazines for teens? "Do you have a godly guy?" No joke.

HAHAHAHA! Why am I not surprised?

Can ya tell me where I can find em? I must add em to my collection along side my hilariously biggotted Chick tracts.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

HAHAHAHA! Why am I not surprised?

Can ya tell me where I can find em? I must add em to my collection along side my hilariously biggotted Chick tracts.

I'll send you this article I read about it. It's pretty great. There's one for girls and one for guys. The one for guys is particularly demeaning. "How to rock the Jesus way!" :P

That is so metal.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Paybacks a bitch. Time to get Biblical.

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????