New art? That's not how we talk on the Internet! The term is "n00b art".

Here are my uses for the new backgrounds:

Funeral 13 by EvilZak 4-22-04

In honor of the unlucky thirteenth comic in this series, Diana Welling's funeral will be held in a different background. We also intend to add a variety of new characters, some crazy plot twists, and some major renovations all around. First and foremost, I am now a flagrant homosexual. I am not paying for this funeral.

At a recent KKK rally by EvilZak 4-22-04

Down with negroes! Down with negroes! Hold the gosh dang phone! Didn't we read the most recent updates? There's too many complaints about things like this! I'm going to make this comic more kid friendly. Down with negroes! Down with negroes!

Three ways to stop Lucifer by EvilZak 4-23-04

To keep the church free of the devil, one must pray in church on a regular basis. To keep the church free of the devil, one must remain loyal in their faith in God. To keep the church free of the devil, one must use a can of Raid.

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AFROMANS MOVE

The second one was the best...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The backgrounds looked really new.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Reverend Peter's Last Sermon by Elvis_Steel 4-23-04

... And that was why I was in the park at four in the morning with a tube of KY and a pair of nipple clamps, which brings me neatly onto my next point, parish coffee mornings on Fridays are now being replaced with "Spank the Lord" sessions,, Because like our saviour Jesus, I will take punishment for your sins.

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????