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viking #1 by priapism 4-23-04

Welcome to ASS BURGER! How can I serve you? May I have a burger? No. Awww, why not? because i do not like you and i think you smell and you are ugly and i think you're gay and i hate gay people, you homo!  :(

viking #2 by priapism 4-23-04

30 years later you again? what do you want? a burger if you don't mind- I DO MIND! fries then? yeah, but fries are for people with small penises! oh dear, eating fries would ruin my repuatation!!!!

viking #3 by priapism 4-23-04

50 years later hello? yes? hello, i want a burger and dont you stop me again, you! i'm not him. i'm new. you must be talking about my father. what happened to him? he died a slow and painful death last week. he went real peacfully. oh, how sad for you.

viking #4 by priapism 4-23-04

what smells? i farted! gasp! how cud u know what i twas thinking????????? i can read minds....did i forget to mention that? obviously...... wanna catch a movie?

viking #5 by priapism 4-23-04

no, i just met you 3 minutes ago. you could be a cereal rapist. you mean serial, not cereal. i know of nobody who raped a box of Fruity Pebbles. but they sound the same. you can only tell the difference by spelling. i have sensitive hearing!!!! maybe i will catch that movie with you. you are interesting. hooray!1

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I am aware that most of you will say that this sucks. but it doesn't.

Too late for that, buddy.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

The funniest part of the entire series was this:

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

welcome to goodburger, home of the goodburger, can i take your order?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

This sucks, but it doesn't.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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The funniest part of the entire series was this:

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For once, we agree... o_0;

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Too late for that, buddy.

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I'm sorry to hear that. You seem like a normal man.

I give the Viking series a 7 out of 10 on the BADASSITUDE SCALE.

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Legalize Love!