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Mr. Wonderful
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| Inspector Tex, I'd say the cause of death is quite apparent in this case. | |
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| Yep, Inspector Cowboy Bill...the victim seems to have had a full-growed cow shoved up his ass...sideways. | |
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| What do you deduce might be the motive in a case such as this'n? | |
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| Hard to figure. The perpetrator either had it in for the victim, or the cow...or both. | |
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| Or...mebbe it was just the random act of an insane person...who considers this to be some grotesque form of artistic expression. | |
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| Well, then, he'd have to be a student of surrealism. Because this sure ain't something Norman Rockwell would come up with. | |
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| Where were you last night around 10:00, Jasper? | |
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| Last night? I was shoving a -- | |
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| -- nice big heapin' plate of spicy ranch-style beans down muh gullet. Mm-mm. | |
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| Sure, hold on a second. ***FRRRRRRT*** | |
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The investigation continues
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| 'Tweren't me, Inspector Cowboy Bill. I didn't have nothin' against old Pete. | |
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| And what about surrealistic art? How do you feel about that, Gus? | |
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| Oh, I can take it or leave it. Mostly I go in fer still-lifes 'n' sech. | |
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| So...a full-growed cow shoved sideways up a gent's ass wouldn't do anything for you? | |
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| Err...pitched er ketched? | |
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| Don't let it worry you none, Inspector Tex...l've heard tell even the great Salvador Dali had problems performin' now and then. | |
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| It's just this dang case I'm on, Belle...it's got me all hog-tied "down there." | |
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| Well, there's worse things that could happen to you, I reckon. Like havin' a full-growed cow shoved up your ass sideways. | |
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Later, at the general store...
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| "Stay-Hard" creme? Hmm, seems lak I had a tube of that somewheres... | |
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| It's fer a friend of mine. He's been -- hey, hold on a dang minute -- | |
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| What'd you do it fer, Belle? | |
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| That sidewindin' polecat Pete tried to stiff me after I done give 'im the Giddy-Up Special. So I went surrealistic on his ass. | |
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| Well, another case solved, Inspector Tex. And a humdinger at that. | |
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| Yep. I reckon I'll never be able to look at a cow the same way agin. | |
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| I shore am gonna miss ya, Belle. Nobody could herd a head of beef up the old lonesome trail like you. | |
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| Heh...'member the time I made ya laugh, and milk shot out'n yore nose? | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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