A person of my suckage winning a CC. Scary...Isnt it?!

Scary enough to write a movie? No. I think not. It isnt entertaining enough. But now for your assignment...

I myself love to be entertained by cheesy scary movies. Giant monsters eating large cities. Vampires with plotlines that really suck. Werewolves that howl at the chance to meet you. Walking stiffs looking for a girl with brains. Deamons flying by like bats out of hell. Psychotics with a chainsaw and a few hamsters that bid them to kill...You follow me?

Write me some cheesy horror movie plots. Make a series (or multiple series) spoofing the classics or make one of your own.

There are a few stipulations I'd like to make clear:

Every user is limited to a total of 15 comics. And with that 15 comic limit you are only allowed to make 3 serials... (not serial killers, serial comics). This rule is in place because I dont want to log in and be bogged down so heavily by just one user that made a huge amount comics. Its not fair to me or anyone else participating, especially those with low bandwidth connections. It also makes sure that the entries are spread out among the users.

Also, out of fairness, my little sister (who is known on the site as OMG_Dagmar_6481987) will not be allowed to compete. She will only be allowed on the thread for exhibition purposes.

I shouldn't have to say that anything off topic or breaking the maximum limit will be disqualified. This goes the same with any blatantly racist comics.

I will judge in 2 weeks. That should be plenty of time for a lot of people to really think up good (or bad) ideas. I think it will take off some of the pressure. I really want to see a lot of different users participate. I'll be checking up on you guys every day to make sure there is nothing left in the dark.

Good Luck! And I look forward to seeing everyone's entries.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

aka "the dcom rule"

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i think Noonie will get some good entries with this idea.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

aka "the dcom rule"

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i think Noonie will get some good entries with this idea.

Thats what I'm hoping. I want lots of diverse entries from different people. I might even extend the cut off point a few days to let everyone get in last minute entries.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I almost forgot! Comics must be in English. ^-^ or some rough form of it... If I cant understand what the hell a comic is saying, you'll be disreguarded.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Maybe it's just me but two weeks before judging a CC seems like an overly long timescale. CC's tend to to stagnate after about a week IMO. Of course it's up to you but I hate waiting for a comp to finish a weeks run let alone two weeks.

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CC 242: Attack of the murderer 1 by priapism 4-27-04

aren't you glad we got this old creepy cabin in the middle of nowhere for the whole weekend? yes, it's very romantic. oh no, i hear a strange noise! me too...let's get naked. *having sex* *having sex*

CC 242: Attack of the murderer 2 by priapism 4-27-04

SMASH! GRRR! I'M MAKING AS MUCH NOISE AS I CAN EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE QUIET WHEN TRYING TO MURDER SEXY TEENS! oh no! that murderer that escaped from prison! let's run upstairs instead of running outside to our car like we should! oh no! he followed us! what a crafty devil!

CC 242: Attack of the murderer 3 by priapism 4-27-04

quick, let us escape from the window and walk along the roof in the rain then land on a bush and then try to start the car but it wont until seconds before the murderer reaches us! i was just thinking that! dear me! it is quite tricky to walk along the roof in the rain! i hear that! rats! they drove away! no worry, i'll just meet up with them when their car runs out of gas!

CC 242: Attack of the murderer 4 by priapism 4-27-04

oh no! our car ran out of gas! how odd. i'll slowly walk over to the far away gas station. you stay here even though a crazy murderer is on the loose. okay! 10 seconds later aha! i found you! even though it would take a person longer to catch up with a car while walking! AHHHH!!!!

CC 242: Attack of the murderer 5 by priapism 4-27-04

i am keeping relativly close to you even though you're running as fast as you can and i'm only walking at a medium pace! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! why did i run into the forest? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

CC 242: Attack of the murderer 6 by priapism 4-27-04

phew! what luck! an old abandoned house that is supposed to be haunted! i'll hide in here! oh good! i'm safe in here! no you aren't! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

CC 242: Attack of the murderer 7 by priapism 4-27-04

several minutes later ....there, aren't you glad i just stalled myself from killing you so i could tell you a bunch of irellivent stuff that has nothing to do with the plot at all? i just bonked the murderer on the head with a blunt object! we are now safe! good thing you randomly picked a house to enter! yes, now let's leave the body here without calling the cops or checking to see if he's alive. okay.

CC 242: Attack of the murderer 8 (the end) by priapism 4-27-04

i am so glad that is all over! now nothing can stop our love! nothing! nothing at all! absolutley nothing! i'm back! (which the whole audience was expecting) oh no! the murder just popped up out of nowhere in a public park without nobody seeing him! now he's raising his axe, ready to strike! and the credits shall role right before anybody is sure whether we live or die, making room for a possible sequal! *groan*

DaGmAr'Z HoR StOrEe PART 1!!!!11!!1!1oneone!!eleven by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-27-04

WOW OMG LIKE HEHE MY BUT ICHS LES GO FIND PPL 2 GT MUNY FRM LOLO  OK  LMAO STOP USN SCUH BIG WURDZ OMG OK HEHE U SUK LMAO

DaGmAr'Z HoR StOrEe PART 2!!!!111one!!!11onehundredeleven!!! by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-27-04

A/S/L? OMG TAHT WUZ A FUN-Y JOK HAHA LETZ CYBR I CANT CYBR W/ SUM1 HOO CANT SPEL CYBR LMAO OK BUT ITZ ONLE 5 $$$ DEEL

DaGmAr'Z HoR StOrEe PART 3!!!!!!1!!11!1!1!1!!!oneone!!!!!!11 by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-27-04

OMG LMAO HEY THER SECKSIE HEY LES DU IT W/ CLOHTS ON OK BT I CHARG XTRA 4 TAHT ROTF DONT YUS SUC BIG WRDS HAHA U SED "SUC' IZ TAHT W/ CLOHTS 2?

DaGmAr'Z HoR StOrEe PART 4444444!!!!111!!111!1!!!!!1111!!!11 by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-27-04

OMG I HDA TEH FUNNST TYM W/ SUM HOTT GUY HE PAD ME 6 $$$$$ OMG LMAO MY SPRYT LOKS LYK IM STARN @ UR BOBS I SHULD PUT SUM CLOHTS ON THN ITL B TEH APOCKALIPS OMG ITS TEH APOCKLPSE!!! NOW UVE DUN TI SRY

TEH LSAT INSTLAMENT FO DaGmAr'Z HoR StOrEe!!!!11!!1!!111!!!1 by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 4-27-04

ITS TEH APOKLPZ BUTT WE CN STYL MAYK MUNEE Really? YEH You necrophile.

Whoops...she said "horror story," not "whore story." I got the two mixed up.

If it seems that the entries stop after a week, I'll cut it off. I just wanted to make sure that everyone gets plenty of time to think things up without hurrying to squeeze a series of comics out of their butts. The more entries by different people, the better.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

WHO TOLD YOU my secret method of making comics?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 242: WEDNESDAY THE 11th by biped 4-27-04

Yes? What can I do for you? My girlfriend just found a human foot in her barbecue sandwich. ...and? "AND" this is totally unacceptable, "AND" we want satisfaction RIGHT NOW. ...okay. I'll get one for you, too. But I can't guarantee that they'll be a match.

CC 242: WEDNESDAY THE 11th part2 by biped 4-27-04

What a disgusting dump. Where the hell do you yokels get your meat from, anyway? It's...uh...driven in from out of state. Well, I want to see your food preparation area right now. There just might be a lawsuit in the offing here. It's...uh...right behind you. Where? I don't see anything but a couple of meathooks. Well, if you insist...I'll give you the "cook's tour."

CC 242: WEDNESDAY THE 11th 3-D by biped 4-27-04

NO! NO! DON'T KILL ME! Here, I'll...I'll give you twelve dollars! I'll give you my library card! I'll give you an unused condom...RIBBED! I already have a library card. Your boyfriend? Nope, haven't seen him. *BURP* Oh, that dweeb. He must be hanging around here somewhere. I swear, he'd lose his head if it weren't attached. What a meathead. I'd dump him if he weren't such a beefcake. Slow down, please...too many set-up lines for me to deal with all at once...

CC 242: WEDNESDAY THE 11th: THE FINAL CHAPTER by biped 4-27-04

GAAA!!! You're going to KILL me, aren't you? To put it bluntly, yes. If you let me live -- I'll have sex with you! Er...I'm afraid I accidentally chopped off my genitalia this morning. Remember that hot link you just ate? EWWW!!!! KILL ME!!! HURRY UP AND KILL ME!!! Well...at least I threw in those two extra-runny soft-boiled eggs for free...

CC 242: WEDNESDAY THE 11th: A NEW BEGINNING by biped 4-27-04

Yes? What can I do for you? My girlfriend just found an unused condom in her barbecue sandwich. Ribbed?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Something Truly Horrid by fzh 4-28-04

blains

haha! for some reason fzh's comic was really funny to me

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Cliché I by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Oh no! a serial killer is on the loose!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE whatever Oh, wait! Damn skin

Cliché II by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Oh no! a serial killer is on the loose!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OH JEEZ! Thanks for warning me! I had better get naked! *DING!* Oh no! a serial killer is on the loose!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Cliché III by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

Oh no! a serial killer is on the loose!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE I AM the serial killer, bud he he, nice serial killer Don't MAKE me walk after you now

Cliché IV by RedfeatheR 4-28-04

*pant* *wheez* I can't run anymore ... I've tripped about 37 times Ok Mr. Serial. I give up and accept my doom Not before the surprise twist. My real identity IS... YOU Wait... it dosn't make any sense. All the clues point AWAY from me Aaaahhhh, but who else was around you when you... I mean you where the only one who... well... The director cheated, ok?

i think this is the most comics ive made in one day

a tale of horror-prelude by xxausrottenxx 4-28-04

phil, i dont remember times square looking like this yeah, they must have really cut back or maybe it was just because i read the map upside down nah

a tale of horror-1 by xxausrottenxx 4-28-04

say phil, if this really is times square should fred savage be begging around here somewhere?...phil? RAAR! look, for the last time, im not a white supremicist, you KKK guys just dont understand that

a tale of horror-2 by xxausrottenxx 4-28-04

NO I AM A PARANORMAL MONSTER! oh is that what you are? EVERYBODY RUN! TED NUGENT IS BACK FROM THE DEAD! HAHAHA....what?

a tale of horror-3 by xxausrottenxx 4-28-04

hey phil, whats going on, we're not in times square yeah i know, but at least i found a graveyard we can hide from that creepy ghost i mean, because the absolute last place a ghost would look is a graveyard, right jon...right?

tale of horror-4 by xxausrottenxx 4-28-04

hhm, i guess we are safe here, but did you leave me by myself when the ghost came i was giving you hand signals but i had my back turned its not like i have eyes in the back of my head you dont?

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a tale of horror-5 by xxausrottenxx 4-28-04

i think one of us should go back for the car why dont we both go so the ghost doesnt get both of us that's terrible logic so i guess you wouldnt wanna hear how i left a trail of crumbs here so we'd know how to leave, wouldnt you?