Bad Bradys "Surprise-Package Cindy" by biped 4-29-04

Jan...am I adopted? Uh...no, Cindy. I remember when Mom had you. She was in labor for two weeks. Bobby...am I adopted? Heck, I don't know. Have you seen Tiger? I can't find him anywhere. Greg...am I adopted? Yeah. Sam the butcher knocked Alice up one year at the Meat Cutters' Ball, and Mom and Dad took you off her hands for ten years of free maid service.

Bad Bradys "Bobby's Trip To Mars" by biped 4-29-04

Hey, Greg...guess what? I joined Junior Law Enforcers at school today! Great. My own brother...a friggin' narc. Now, Greg...this is fine news for Bobby. Why, he may even grow up to be a policeman someday. Oh, goody. Maybe he'll arrest you for being such a fucking dork, Dad. Bobby...give me back that acid you found in my underwear drawer this morning. Acid? I thought it was chewable vitamins and took 'em -- OH MY GOD! SHITFUCKPISS -- THE COLORS ARE HURTING MY SKIN!

Bad Bradys "Go Ask Alice" by biped 4-29-04

Darn it, Marcia! Why do the boys always like you better? Gee, I don't know, Jan...have you tried wearing more makeup? It's not fair, Mom! Marcia always gets more attention than me! Did you say something, Jan? I'm sorry...I was just thinking about how adorable Marcia is! Alice, maybe you'll understand. How do I get the boys to notice me? Well, dear...you'll just have to suck and fuck their brains out before they get a good look at you. And make sure the lights are off, too.

Bad Bradys "Peter, Peter, Pervert Greeter" by biped 4-29-04

Hi, Mr. Spankler. Do you need your lawn mowed or anything today? Why, Peter Brady! I haven't seen you in a gerbil's age. Come on in, dear boy! So, like, what are those long, shiny things over there? They look like big bottle rockets but there aren't any fuses on 'em. Oh, the fuse is LIT, my dear Peter! And if you'll join me in my rumpus room, I'll show you how to see ALL the lovely fireworks! Whew...gee, Mr. Spankler, that was super-intense. I didn't know you were an amateur chiropractor. Heh-heh, yes, well, don't tell Mom and Dad. They may not approve of my little "vocation."

Bad Bradys "Growing Pains For Greg" by biped 4-29-04

DAMN, Marcia. You lookin' fine-ass FINE tuh-DAY. UH uh-UH. *Gasp* SHUT UP, Greg! How CREEPY! MOM! Greg's acting positively GOOFY today! Like...like he wants to DATE me or something! Oh, Marcia! I'm sure he's just pulling your leg. I'll have a talk with him. Greg, could I have a word with you, please? DAMN, Mom. You lookin' fine-ass FINE tuh-DAY. UH uh-UH.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ayo doooood you are one multifaceted, comic. This isn't exactly my area but it still brings chuckles.

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

Could you look at my new comics on this forum...i'm telling ya dood yer the only one that moves around and about to the newbies. Don't make me beg..i don't do that well.lol

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

Check your pm.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Check your pm."

theDROOLfool peeks his head out ....ummmmmm ok
YOU DID it i have to expose my ignorance 4all2see ...what pm? phhhhhhhhht

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

Look at the upper left corner of the page where it says "stripcreator" and then right under it where it says "inbox" and click on that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Excellent take on the Brady bunch!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I like the third one.

And.. that's what I got.

Thanks. I take it you are also a Brady Bunch fan.

Thank you, ambulancedriver. I shall always cherish the memory of you liking the third one.

Bad Bradys "Gestated Jan" by biped 4-29-04

Sometimes I don't feel like a real member of this family at all...like I was adopted or something. Oh, but you WERE adopted, Jan! Ha-ha! Right, Cindy? Thath right, Marthia, ha-ha! Jan wath adopted, nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah! Jan wath adopted, nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah! Shut up! SHUT UP!!! You fucking CUNTS!!! *sob* Mom, was I adopted? Oh, of course not, Jan dear. Why, when you passed through my birth canal on that beautiful, magical day, it felt like I was shitting a fucking water buffalo.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Heh heh, you are the bee's knees, Biped. I'm adding you to my favorites list, despite your disturbing avatar.

Thanks. I live to entertain and disturb.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bad Bradys "Missin' Cousin" by biped 4-30-04

Has anybody seen Cousin Oliver lately? EWW...that super-creepy TROLL! I caught him with his HEAD buried in my PANTY DRAWER yesterday! Mike...the kids are worried about Cousin Oliver. He hasn't shown up for milk and cookies all day. Oh, I'm sure he's around somewhere, Carol. You know how kids are. Now, Oliver...all you have to do is submit to a few more special "endurance" trials and you'll be an official Brady. NO, DAD! PLEASE! NOT THE ANCIENT SPARTAN RITUALS OF MANHOOD AGAIN!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.