I used to be here, and then I wasn't, but now I am again. Also, I am bored enough to make this thread to see if I got sucky while I was gone.

The Reality My Alarm Clock Prevents by ambulancedriver 4-28-04

Wow, I can't believe it! I'm on Mars! And what's that coming this way? Hello, we've been waiting for you! Follow me, and I will lead you to the chocolate volcanoes and rock-awesome ninja fights! Can it be? Does the Mars Fairy tell truths! Greetings! I was just about to totally flip out on some guy, and then I will lead you to the sexy chicks with accents that you can make out with! Mars is just as I imagined! It is like the Earth without the grating reminders of the uselessness of existence!

A Catgirl And A Tentacle Walk Into A Bar... by ambulancedriver 4-27-04

And when Anime Blind Dates returns: So, I was thinking we could just be friends.

And there's more. So much more.

Give me your worship.

AT THE COMICS with Frankenstein and Ebert

I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to give this offering an unqualified "thumbs-up." What did you think, Frankenstein?

FIRST ONE -- GOOOOOD!!!

SECOND ONE -- BAAAAAD!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The title of the second one amused me greatly.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I can tell that Frankenstein wants a peice of me. Thusly, he may have an ear.

Yeah, for a joke in the second one, I point you in the direction of horrible tentacle hentai. It's God's gift to people who need a reason to kill themselves.

THOSE COMICS MADE ME GIGGLE AND LAUGH, SOMETHING NOT MANY HUMANS CAN DO.

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Have some water. *glub glub*

Woah very kewl....my thumbs are up...do toes count...if so you have them too.
theDROOLfool droools

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

The more things up the better, DroolFool. If you know what I mean.

Hey, here's this thing:

WhoopThereItIsTron Not Making His Appearance Today by ambulancedriver 5-03-04

RaiseTheRoofTron, how can I be as skillful in my roof raising as you are? You must feel the roof, my son. Feel it in your hands, show it their power, follow the funky beats, and elevate! The power in my hands, huh? Well, here goes nothin'. Hup! My word, boy, you're doing it! The roof is on fire up in here!

If any of you needed proof that I'm out of ideas at the moment:

Series Idea Number Four: Rolling Stones Song Theater by ambulancedriver 5-06-04

Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man’s soul and faith. And I was ’round when Jesus Christ, had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate, Washed his hands and sealed His fate. I sympathize. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

Is it David Hasselhoff?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Carrot Top?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Lex Luthor?

Wait, I made it, I don't think I'm allowed to guess.