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I don't want to! by midnitecaptivity 5-02-04

You know you really should go to church. That will fix your marriage. You should have been praying the whole time. It really does work. Are you listening to me? Go see Father Moe Lester. I don't want to fix it. I don't want to. I don't want to... Now Midnite, you know that God can heal all things. He's healed all the boys that have come to me. So if you just pray with me, and let me lay hands on you.... UGH! I DON'T WANT TO!! AHHHHHHHHH!! I don't want to! I don't want to! I don't want to! Did I say I don't want to enough?!?! Cause I can say it again!! All I did was say, "Hi". You didn't have to bite my head off.

Chicks dig gay guys. by midnitecaptivity 5-02-04

Hi, I'm Midnite. You're cute. Um, hi. Did I mention I am gay? That's ok, I have an anal fetish and I love gay guys. OMG I love you! The strap on was a great touch, don't you think? Can my boyfriend join next time?

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Are you done yet?

Get a Clue, 3 Incher by AtheistDiary 5-02-04

In all seriousness, though, Midnite is my best friend. And not just because she has an anal fetish, too. Though you probably won't see many references to us boinking eachother's brains out. Why not? Cause your beaner of a husband might read this and actually get the fact that anyone could fuck better than him. What did he just say? Go away, chihuahua breath.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Still Clueless in Florida by AtheistDiary 5-02-04

You're leaving me for another guy! No, I'm leaving you because you treat me like shit. You're distant, you're pissed off all the time, you sleep when you're supposed to be watching the babies, you never help me clean anything up, you spend bill money on your truck, you ... Wait, it's cause I'm too big and fat, isn't it? Not in some areas you're not.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

DOH! by AtheistDiary 5-03-04

Mommy, why is daddy always so mad? Cause I won't let daddy put his thing in my butt ... Daddy keeps stubbing his toe every time he wakes up. What 'thing' does daddy have and why would he want to put it in your butt? Dammit, I forgot she inherited my psychic powers.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

AthiestDiary, you rock.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Midnite vs Instant Messenger Males by AtheistDiary 5-04-04

[Bob4u200469] _____________ Hey, hot stuff. wanna get freaky? [captiveatmidnite] _____________ Come back when you can think of something original to say, pecker lips. _____________ *click* [StUdbOyRoCks2087] ________________ I'd love to hold you captive anytime. [captiveatmidnite] _____________ And I'd love to kick you right in the balls, ass nugget. _____________ *click* [AtheistDiary] _____________ Hey, babe.  <3

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)