This was submitted to Noonie's recent CC, but I just want some comments on it.

Timmy's Amazing Adventure in N00b Hell by possums 4-29-04

OMG OMG OMG I LIEK TOTELLY OWNXORZ AT TEH SO-CALLUD STRIPCRAETREING OF YOR!!!!1! 1, 2, 3, 4... BWAHAHA!!!! I HAVE YOUR SOUL, NOW, TIMMY!!! Timmy?

Timmy's Amazing Adventure in N00b Hell II by possums 4-29-04

Boss, I brought that stupid kid you wanted. He went down easier than a whore on payroll. Exemplory, Death! You get 3 brownie points and a kitty treat. Now where is my victim? I AM 2 YUONG TO GO TO TEH N00b HELL!!!!11!! WER IS MY LAWYER?!?!?!!?1/1!?!1//1!? He's right here, boss... ...and I'm just going to have to assume that he really talks like this. Ready the furnaces!

Timmy's Amazing Adventure in N00b Hell III by possums 4-29-04

MISTOR KOFFMAN, PLZ LET ME GO. I, LIEK, HAV A LIEF TO LIEV!!! It's not a matter of whether it was your time to go or not... you violated major nettiquete rules and therefore must pay the ultimate price. Now, I'll give you a tour. Ever wonder where PunkkRoccPrincez ended up? I AM 2 PUNKK FOR YUO!!! NIGERRS AND JÃœZ ARE STPUID!!! WLL AT LEEST I AM NOT A NAZI!!!!!!!11!! Hentai freaks are banished here too, Timmy. Don't play innocent.

Timmy's Amazing Adventure in N00b Hell IV by possums 4-29-04

This is a star attraction of ours. Pornography was actually slightly amusing, but an offensive asshole. P0RN MAKS ME HAPPY IN MY PNATS!!! Are you scared yet, Timmy? MISTOR KOFFMAN, YUO SHUOLD AT LEEST C MY COMIX B4 U BURN ME 2 DETH. *sigh...* Very well. I'm in a pacifistic mood. ROLE TEH TAIP!

Dollars and Dimes For Nary a Mime (Timmy's Comic) by possums 4-29-04

o/ Fancy classical music o/ Pip, pip, Johnny-O! This money to you won't go- if you stall much more. Oh, right, you're a mime. You can't have dollars and dimes, at least not from me. o/ Bach o/ o/ Accordians o/

[Click to view comic: 'A Shocking Conclusion to a Rather Boring Plot Line!!!!']

IT HAD A KITTY CAT IN IT!!!!! YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked the second one. And near as I can tell, I didn't hate the rest. HOORAYINALLCAPS!

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IT HAD A KITTY CAT IN IT!!!!! YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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myaa?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

XD

Very good. I'll show it to a few people on the outboards, they'll love it.

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XD

Very good. I'll show it to a few people on the outboards, they'll love it.

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