Doc Racist M.D by smamurai 4-28-04

Well? I am afraid your son is infected with Welsh. Welsh? But he is Welsh doctor. That's what I said. Is it serious? Seriously shit.

The Art of Warped Logic by smamurai 5-05-04

So tell me, do you guys have any so called 'weapons of mass destruction? Tons of 'em. Ha! So then why don't we just come and invade your country eh? Because son, we have weapons..... of ...mass... destruction. Now get off my lawn!

At Least the Speeches are Consistent by smamurai 5-05-04

Make no mistake... ...I will be barely suppressing a smug grin throughout this entire speech.... ...and saying 'make no mistake' a lot.

Please Insert Coin by smamurai 5-05-04

Bush raps with kids to show he still cares about the little things... Mr President any tips on how I should approach my math test? Make no mistake. Can you tie my shoelace please? I will not bow down. Your replies are in context with my questions. Is it just coincidence or.... To terrorism.

Dr. Corrupto - Hollywood Psychiatrist Session2 by smamurai 5-05-04

Doc, until I become a bona-fide sex addict the press won't take me seriously. Ok take a look at these Rorschach tests. Tell me what animals you see. A clam. A beaver. A pussy. Um, dog? Is that one a dog? C'mon man, think outside her box. Um, black labiarador? We're done here. Take a couple of hookers and call me in the morning.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

haw

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The comics were amusing. They were better than getting killed.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A New Evil for a New Millennium by smamurai 5-05-04

On the campaign... The ratings on that last speech was an all-time low. The public are bored with the 'terrorist' angle. We need a new enemy. Nobody likes kiddy-fiddlers. We should write a speech that spearheads a new drive towards eliminating paedophiles. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in your daughter.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

haha! smam you never fail to make me laugh

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xx( o Y o. )xx

They are hilarious.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.