Cast Auditions by DekayingMind 4-26-04

Ok, Mr. Hotchkins, what makes you think you have what it takes to be in one of Mr.Dekay's comix? Well, I've worked in comix such as Peanuts, Garfield, and Dilbert. Very impressive, but why did you leave them? The directors started getting angry at me eatting penises on the set Ummm, We'll call you.

Cast Auditions 2 by DekayingMind 4-27-04

Hmm, lets see here extensive experience, no criminal history, great recomendations... The only problem is that I don't know if we'd have much use for a ghost character. I'm not a ghost. Gross.

Revenge of the Cast Auditions by DekayingMind 4-27-04

I'm sorry Todd, but you seem horribly underqualified and you didn't even bring a resume. What on god's green earth makes you think I'd hire you. I have downs syndrome. You're hired.

Cast Audtions 4 by DekayingMind 4-29-04

Hello father, I've had a chance to read over your*** Now my son, I have to tell you that you must hire me for this comic series. Ha, I'm sorry father but I can't hire you just because of your high status in the church. No no, it isn't that. Then why? Because I'll butt fuck your brains out if you don't.

First Comix Blues by DekayingMind 4-29-04

Alright, boys this is our first real comic so lets make this count! Scene 1 Take 1...and...action.... Hello there my son, what kind of crazy misadventures are you getting yourself into today? You know, just raising a little hell. Watch your tounge boy! If I hear those foul words come from your mouth again I'll molest you! You hear me?! MO-LEST YOU! Waaaaa, I quit! =sob= sob=

one of the best newbs since melkor was a zygote inside brads belly

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Pretty good. I liked the second and the third one the best. Some good n00bs lately.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'll be sure to watch out for you.

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You know you totally missed me!