May be funny or not. I dunno.

Confessions by IAMK 5-06-04

Butch had decided to go to his local church to confess his sins, but he found it mildly uncomfortable. He tried to think of the best way to make his experience better. He figured he could confess his sins while doing something he liked, God wouldn't mind.

Smells Like Teen Angst by IAMK 5-06-04

Butch had met this man on the street. Well enough at first, but he talked for hours. It's all about the music, not the money. I think Courtney might be trying to kill me, man. Butch didn't know who this Courtney was, but he decided he would do her a favor. Anyway, I gotta go. Thanks for the chat.

Forgetfulness by IAMK 5-06-04

Butch couldn't remember where he had buried that insurance salesman. He wanted to retrieve some organs. It wasn't until he gave up and went home that he remembered he had drowned him instead.

Nine Inch Nails by IAMK 5-07-04

OH GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! Butch had always been curious about crucifixion, now he had finally done it. But he wished he hadn't done it in public. The cops never understood his art. You have the right to remain silent.

I liked the second one and the last one.

XD I like it!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I didn't think anyone would like them, go self-esteem. :D

I liked the last one. That is, I will.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.