Well, I think it's about time I had so many friggin' comics. Here's my struggle, with all these mediocre comics working up to my 400th one.

What Sucks by possums 5-05-04

You know what sucks? The fact that our president can send millions to war for his own profit and get away with it? I was going to say the measles, but you know, whatever.

I Fancy Violence at the Theatre by possums 5-05-04

I think it's really a shame that people think all violent movies are directed towards teenagers and not the upper class. Movies like "Battle Royale," and "Kill Bill" don't really sound that appealing to me. What were you waiting for, "Smite William Chapter Unus?"

ATTACK OF THE KILLER HAIR METAL BANDS!!!! by possums 4-12-04

On Home Improvement... Well, today, we're going to learn how to hook up a blender using only power cords and- a-DID SOMEBODY SAY POWER CHORDS!?!?!?! Agh! It's the guy from Twisted Sister! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO! WE 'AINT GONNA TAAKE IT!!! MEEEDALAMEEW!!! meedalaeeeew! WAH WAH (wikka wikka) WAH WAH (wikka wikka)

That last one was actually inspired by Biped. I don't know, it's just crazy, I guess.

Joe Pesci Does Stand Up by possums 5-10-04

So anyway, this guy comes up to me and says, "What's up with that?" I mean, what's up with that?! Hahaha! May I ask what is so funny? Do I amuse you? Am I a clown? Hey man, I was just- Suck on this, you magnanimous cunthole!

The 400th Blow by possums 5-10-04

Wow... Possums has made 400 comics. We Iraqis must reflect on this subject. I shall now meditate.

Happy 400th birthday to me.

Happy birthday. I'm still trying to figure out how I inspired that comic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

400 is a big number.......if ur an idiot that is, so in my case, its a VERY big number

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The Quigster

right now i have 420 comics, very stoneriffic

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Very sexy comix, possums. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I knew you were on my favs list for a reason.

I HART U GUYZ!!!!!1!!

I HEART MY DOG HEAD!!! AND U2, MAN!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

U2 blows

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Like Eminem only I know I'm white.

OMG!!11 I LIEK HART U 2!!!11 ROTFLMAOIDKWFITAP0000!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

OMG!!!11!!!one!!!1!!!eleven!!!11111 I--

wait...what does that stand for, Noonie?

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OMG!!!11!!!one!!!1!!!eleven!!!11111 I--

wait...what does that stand for, Noonie?

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