What I did here was take those silly Google ads that you see at the top of the screen and make comics about them. Here you go, Danny-oh.

Those Fucking Google Ads Part 1: Singing Telegrams by possums 5-11-04

Singing telegram for Ms. Hobagger! Ah, thanks. Sing away. o/ Weeeellll.... your ex-husband is suing you! Your mother is very gravely ill! And finally, most of all, you haven't payed your BILLLLSSS!!!! o/ o/ I'm here to reposess your house. o/

Those Fucking Google Ads Part 2: Christian Comedians by possums 5-11-04

So this guy comes up to me in heaven and he's all, "Oh, Jesus, I've had such a terrible life." And so I ask him to tell me his story. Hes says that he lost his son soon after he was born and that he never really met him. And I tell him that I never met my father. And I'm all... "Father?" And he says, "Pinocchio?"

Those Fucking Google Ads Part 3: Workplace Violence by possums 5-11-04

I can't stand this fucker. Pretty soon I'm gonna blow a fucking hole in his head. If I have to listen to another word this cunthead says, I'm gonna kill myself. How's the missus? How's the missus? AAAGH!!! AAAGHGH!!!

More Google Crap: WZKB CD Superstore by possums 5-11-04

Welcome to WZKB CD Superstore, how may I help you? What does WZKB stand for? Warsaw Zionist Killer Bunnies. Kay, thanks.

Hey, these comics are almost as good as mine!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sure they are, little buddy. Sure they are.

Okay, you got me. They aren't.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Mine are better.

Look, guys, what really matters is learning how to Disable Windows Hot-Keys at www.visualautomation.com

Get with the program!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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Look, guys, what really matters is learning how to Disable Windows Hot-Keys at www.visualautomation.com

Get with the program!

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