Ok, just post some crappy commercial comics. They could be spoofs, or just something completly out of the ordinary. Have fun with it!

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"Hooked on Electronics" by Streetproject 5-11-04

"From the people who brought you 'Hooked on Phonics', now bring you..." "Hooked on Electronics" "Your childs hand-eye cordination will increase within 5 years or you money back!" "Must keep playing games..." "Cant, stop, pushing buttons..." "Hear what perents have to say..." "My child used to be such an outside person, now that he is always inside, I have nothing to worry about! And it only took three years!" "Must, keep, playing..."

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THE HORRIBLE "WHIZCO TOYS" TV COMMERCIAL by biped 5-11-04

This is the shocking TV commercial that was produced by Whizco Toys, but was never allowed to be broadcast. Buy that fucking video game or I'll blow your fucking head off! GULP! Hurry up! Get a couple more, too! Now move your fucking ass up to the counter and pay for 'em! MOVE IT! (ULP!) YESSIR! Now say the fucking words or I'll blow your fucking head off! THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS! If you don't buy CYBERTRONIC KILL-DROID WARRIOR ZONE right now, Whizco Toys will send a crazed, homicidal redneck over to your house to BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

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Home Shopping Commercials Physics by NooniePuuBunny 1-31-04

First, a "need" is fabricated by executives to push a useless product. I got an idea! "The Gravitron Helper" for the rotor turbines that can't generate gravitrons by themselves! haha! Then that product is advertised on TV... ...It's only $19.95! Remember! Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitrons by themselves! ooh! *picks up phone* ...which then parts fools from their money. Honey! I got us a great new product! Now our rotor turbines can generate gravitrons! What the fuck are you talking about?!! We don't have rotor turbines!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

lol both your comics are unique!

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Those Damn Geico Commercials by nicejohnson 2-16-04

Look, I've been thinking a lot mom, and I realized that all those times I looked at other girls stark naked and tried to fuck them wasn't just a phase So you're a lesbian? Yes, but I do have some good news... You just saved me a bunch of money on my car insurance? What the hell are you talking about? I was going to say that now you can walk in the gay pride parade with me! :'(

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You know you totally missed me!

Just the narrator is funney

"Walmart Commercial" by Streetproject 5-12-04

Walmart has the best to offer! Like the new "Rape Escape" for Nintendo Gamecube... "oo-uh" "What? You are going to rape me?" "Titty Kong Racing"... "oo-uh" "uh-oo" "Condom Wing".....(and many more) "Hey! how are you!" "No? I don't have any condoms..."

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Introducing: The AssReamer2000 by possums 5-12-04

INTRODUCING! The all new AssReamer 2000, when you get in those sticky situations! Any constipated person will *LOVE* the AssReamer 2000! Just ask this guy here! Since using the AssReamer 2000, I've been able to crap as long as I want. Although it's been quite hard to please my lover recently... He's *SO* loose! It's asstacular! Hmm... death by AssReamer... would it work?

just wondering, sp, why do you frequently have quotation marks in your comics?

hmmmm.... (should I stop, it is a hastle to write them in)

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FFXIII Advertisement by Gabu 5-12-04

MUST... GAIN... ONE MORE LEVEL... Honey, you've done nothing but play that game for the past four months. I'm leaving you and taking the kids. HAHAHAHA!!! SUCK ON THAT, MR. BOSS!!!!! Sir, you haven't paid a single bill since last December. We're cutting your electricity. MUST PLAY GAME WITH PSYCHIC POWERS Final Fantasy XIII MMORPG: It'll control your mind and ruin your life, but you'll have fun in the process!

They're not really necessary, since it's implied that the text is being said by someone.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Mario: Fire-Fighter Demo by Streetproject 5-12-04

Demo of Mario: Fire-Fighter... Its'a me'a Mario just then, a fire starts... Ma'ma Mi'ya In stores now. Rated "E" for Everyone(Excesive Drug use and Excesive Nudity) oooooo.....noooooo

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Ha, ha, these comics are funny.

And now that I have read all of these comics and commented on them, I expect everyone who reads this thread to read my series, "A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It", because it's pissing me off that no one is reading it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I REALLY hate those verb commercials

VERB: sit by Streetproject 5-14-04

VERB The verb of the week: sit sit is my verb... get into the game! get your perents ok to go online and go to verbnow.com I sit verb, it's what you do!

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I like to see a cute little squirrel say things like "verb, it's what you do!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.