A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole -- 1 by biped 5-14-04

So, it's decided, then. We -- the Vin Diesel Appreciation Society -- will make the incredible journey that other Vin fans only dare to dream of. Oh, gosh...I'm SCARED! But you know what...it's a GOOD scared! We've got to hurry. He may not be sleeping naked on his stomach like this for very long. Boy, look at these ass-cheeks! They're HUGE! Watch your step! We're approaching the entrance. This is our last chance to turn back -- what do you think? We've come THIS far...seems a bit LATE for second thoughts NOW!

A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole -- 2 by biped 5-14-04

THIS IS IT! Just PUSH -- keep pushing forward! Funny...it's not nearly as TIGHT A SQUEEZE as I imagined it would be! Wow! A TUNNEL...as far as the eye can see! YEAH! Just THINK of it, Brad...we're in VIN DIESEL'S RECTUM! And we're the FIRST...the PIONEERS of a NEW FRONTIER! The first to get THIS far, anyway!

A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole -- 3 by biped 5-14-04

What's THAT? Looks like...large, yellow GLOBES! Why...it's CORN, Brad! We're FAR BEYOND THE REACH of TOILET PAPER now! CAREFUL -- watch your FOOTING! It's getting SLIPPERY! We seem to be crossing a VAST EXPANSE of WHITE! Like...like some kind of LOTION, or...or...SOMETHING! It SEEMS to go on FOREVER! There's TONS of it, Brad!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole -- 4 by biped 5-14-04

Wait...what's THIS? I think it's the ENTRANCE to the LOWER INTESTINE! We...we've MADE it, Brad! The CENTER of VIN DIESEL'S ASSHOLE! Let's stop...and savor this moment. We...are the greatest Vin Diesel fans...EVER. Wha -- what's that rumbling noise? OH MY GOD...I think he's gonna BLOW! RUN!

A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole -- 5 by biped 5-14-04

THERE'S A HUGE, DARK MASS COMING AFTER US! SURROUNDED BY NOXIOUS GAS! DON'T LOOK BACK, BRAD! It's RIGHT ON OUR HEELS! LOOK! THERE'S A LIGHT UP AHEAD! IT'S THE SPHINCTER! IT'S OPENING UP! WE CAN JUST MAKE IT! YAAAAAA!!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!!

A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole -- 6 by biped 5-14-04

We...we MADE it! And we're ALIVE, Brad! Oh, thank god...WE'RE ALIVE! And...and we're the GREATEST VIN DIESEL FANS in the WORLD! They'll sing SONGS about us, Brad! They'll ENSHRINE us in the HOLY HALLS of VIN DIESELDOM! Later... And in entertainment news...actor Vin Diesel has just been hospitalized for a sudden case of acute "irritable bowel syndrome..." BRAD! BRAD! WE'RE ON TV!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow.

HAHAHAAH! That was hilarious!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Fucking excellent. Great last panel. Shit hot man.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Thank you. Your words have touched me in a very deep place.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Good stuff, biped.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I hope you're not talking about your...

Say...where did you get the inspiration for these great comics anyway?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ha ha ha. This series is really funny after you think about it for a while.

Thanks, everybody!

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It ... it leaves me speechless ... no, wait ... there IS something I can say about this series ...

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'd ask you where you get your inspiration, but I'm not sure that the world is ready for such a thing.

In the meantime, I shake my head in awe at your creativity and hilarity.

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Blue is the color of victory.

"You da man, Gabu." -- Vin

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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I'd ask you where you get your inspiration, but I'm not sure that the world is ready for such a thing.

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No More Forum Reference Comics, I Swear by ambulancedriver 5-15-04

Biped, I think we're all interested to know, where did you get your inspiration for the popular A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole strip? Well, sir, the answer is quite simple. You see, the idea came out of Hitler's ass. And there you have it, folk-- HITLER'S ASS? Oh yes. He just ate pop culture celebrity references along with some gay jokes, and out came the inspiration, man. SUCK IT DRY.

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WHO TOLD YOU -- I mean, heh heh, what an amusing fantasy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Dude those comics Rock!

Thanks.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow, funniest thing I've read on here in a LONG time.

You are my new personal Strip Creator Hero!

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Thank you. Your kind comments have persuaded me to postpone my apocalyptic revenge against the entire world.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped is not only one of the most talented stripcreators, but is also one of the most consistant (with haha-ness). Whoever knocked you down to three stars is an idiot.

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Get Your War On

Jules Verne would be proud! And your images can allow me to better enjoy Rick Wakeman's Journey.