CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #1 by biped 5-16-04

My goodness... what on earth happened to all the collection plates? Oh, they're still in the dishwasher! I used them to bake a seven-layer cake! Oh, my...that's highly irregular. Sorry, dad! I keep telling you, Cathy...it's "father", not "dad." Sorry, father! I guess mother will have to use paper plates today!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #2 by biped 5-16-04

Where's my lunchbox? It was right here earlier. Oops! I put it where the dog wouldn't get it, and... Should I ask WHERE you put it? Well, I'm afraid you just buried it along with Mrs. Wilson! Oh, dear... a whole submarine sandwich and a pickle... Oh well, let's dig her up! Then I can get my purse back, too!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #3 by biped 5-16-04

Cathy, have you seen the Milton file? It's incredibly important. Yes, sir! I filed it away safe and sound in that brand-new electric filing cabinet! Electric filing-cabinet? That was the new PAPER-SHREDDER! Oh, no! This is a disaster! I'm ruined! Wait! Do we have any Scotch tape?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #4 by biped 5-16-04

Didn't you see the "No Parking" sign, ma'am? Yes, but I thought it meant no parking on the sidewalk! No ma'am, it meant no parking at the curb. Then why is there a parking space there? It's for emergency use only. But I needed hairspray! I have a date in five minutes!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #5 by biped 5-16-04

I can't find those darn chickens anywhere. Oh! It started to rain, so I put them in the house! The house? Why didn't you put them in the barn? It's hot in there! I was afraid they might lay hard-boiled eggs! Well, you can let the chickens out of the house now. What about the cows? They're in your bedroom!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #6 by biped 5-16-04

OH MY GOD! THE CABIN'S DEPRESSURIZING! Oops! CATHY! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME? The lady in 4C said she needed some fresh air! So I thought I'd crack the door open just a tad! THIS IS A CATASTROPHE! I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE CAN STAY AIRBORNE! Should I serve dinner now?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #7 by biped 5-16-04

I'm dying of thirst out here! Did you remember to bring the canteens? I sure did! Good...I can't go on without water. Oh, I didn't put water in them! I filled them with spicy tomato juice! SPICY TOMATO JUICE? OH NO! But I thought you loved spicy tomato juice!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #8 by biped 5-16-04

The president's ready to give his address. I trust you finished his speech in time. It's on the teleprompter, sir! Good. It's crucial that he get his message across to those Islamic fundamentalists. Islamic fundamentalists? I thought you said Icelandic pharmacologists! WHAT? OH NO! Is there a big difference? Maybe nobody will notice!

CATHY, THE CAT-HEADED IDIOT #9 by biped 5-16-04

Have you ever done this before, Cathy? No! Is it hard? Ha ha! "Is it hard"! You just made a double-entendre! I did? Yeah, it was a reference to my erection. Wow! I didn't know you were Chinese! What office are you running for?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That was brilliant! I loved the subtle little jokes!

*smiles* those were funny

More stars for this guy!

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Thanks!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

XD I liked em!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Liked? But, they were designed to make people love them unconditionally.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Truly, I am left without words.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Are you sure the words "best ever" or "greatest" weren't bobbing around in there somewhere?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I like it so much I had to steal it (altered a bit).

Cathy Gets Harsh by Spankling 5-16-04

Have you seen my dog, Sparky? I heard him yip just now. Don't worry. He wont be anoying you anymore. What do you mean? He was blowing me a bunch of tude so I clawed his face off. He's bleeding to death under the porch. OH MY GOD! (Oops - better change the subject) So how 'bout some back arching, yowling sex?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You corrupted an innocent cat-headed idiot!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And what would YOU do with an innocent cat-headed idiot? I mean, really?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In real life? I would tell her that if she had sex with me, she would get to meet David Hasselhoff.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In real life? I would tell her that if she had sex with me, she would get to meet David Hasselhoff.

XD hahaha!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.