http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/winkingjesus/

I've been creating comics since 02/05/02 and have yet to be rated by a signle one of the fine upstanding members of stripcreators.

Bless you,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance (Internet Field Missionary)
www.WinkingJesus.com

And on top of that, Super Mario won't even look him in the eye.

What a world!

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Blue is the color of victory.

Why don't you pick your best comics WJ and post them here?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Now let it be said that I very very very rarely insult anyone. I don't see any point in berrating a complete stranger over the internet. However there are exceptions to that rule: namely, when people ask me to. So here is my opinion of your work:

Firstly since the non-advent of your first comic way back on the 2nd of May 2002, a whopping 2 years ago, one might have expected your comic strip to feature at least one joke. Just one fucking JOKE! Hell, even Cathy managed that.

Now you might say that you made a joke about McDonalds not serving breakfast after 10:30. And by it's technical definition it may have fallen under that category:

Joke \Joke\, n. [L. jocus. Cf {Jeopardy}, {Jocular}, {Juggler}.] 1. Something said for the sake of exciting a laugh; something witty or sportive (commonly indicating more of hilarity or humor than jest); a jest; a witticism; as, to crack good-natured jokes.

It doesn't say whether or not it has to get a laugh. But let's face it. It wasn't funny. It wasn't close to funny. It wasn't even funny's distant illegitimate cousin. It was a pathetic squandered attempt at humour that was exucuted with such a lack of elan, that I feel is best characterised by the sound someone with serious head trauma emits when they get too excited.

Now I grant that I agree that McDonalds should serve breakfast after 10:30. Clearly so do you. So I can empathise with your need for hotcakes approaching mid-day. What I can't empathise with is your need for validation through the opinion of others.

But I can sympathise. It seems that you feel that the countless hours it took you to create those 14 wonderful strips, entitles you to a right to have people care about your work. So why has no one taken the time to rate you? Let me put forward an idea, a thought, a concept that perhaps has not occured to you of your own cerebral process:

Your comics, winkingjesus, are so bad, so worthless, that people will not rate them, read them, or care in the least whether you make them or not. "Oh please please, rate me, shower me with praise and attention". Seriously, what did you expect?

Now by all means, make whatever comics you want. I don't care one way or the other, and I encourage you to exercise your creative impulses. But please, for the love of god, stop whoring for attention. Now I'm not insulting you personally, I'm sure you're a very nice person. But you're a very nice person who urgently needs to practice entertaining with humour. And I'm cool with that. Honestly, I am. Right up until the point where you said "why doesn't anyone want to rate me?" and made a topic about it in a public forum.

So my rating? "Either come up with a joke, or shut the fuck up"/10.

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I love the sausage biscuits. I could very easily eat them in the late afternoon or early evening.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Since I liked TooMuchCoffeeGuy's comics a lot, and think he's one of the better newbs around here, I went into WinkingJesus' comics with an automatic bias. It happens, I am not above it sometimes.

But I liked a few of them. H-E-double tongue depressors was a pretty funny line to me. That's probably because I always found 'H-E-double-hockeysticks' to be pretty funny as well.

Jesus in sandals being gay was pretty funny to me as well. I usually consider a dude walking around in sandals to be a wuss. Unless he's actually gay, then it's fine.

Sorry, TMCG, I love you to death but I disagree here, as much as I wanted to agree. If you want to see some truly garbage comics, check out theDROOLfool.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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If you want to see some truly garbage comics, check out theDROOLfool.

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H-E-double tongue depressors was a pretty funny line to me. That's probably because I always found 'H-E-double-hockeysticks' to be pretty funny as well.

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Haw. But too much. Needs to be something like "H-E-double-picklerods" or "H-E-double-frozen-weasels".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I agree with TMCG. There isn't a joke to be found in there...no hahas or even a smirk. Normally, I don't rate people bad who are simply unfunny, but since you asked, you now have status, albeit low.

It's a sad, sad day for Nikos Kazantzakis.

Bless you all for sharing your opinion on the WinkingJesus comics!

I got exactly what I prayed for - RATED. I never asked for a good one, nor did I expect one.

Mr. TooMuchCoffeeGuy, I fear you are horribly wrong about one thing. I am NOT a "very nice person". I'm not even a nice person.

I'm a unequivocal reprobate.

Sincerely yours,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance
(One of TooMuchCoffeeGuy's exceptions)

Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of their Bible and had too many Angsty-O's for breakfast.

Enter my competition.

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www.redmeat.com

You crazy kids.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

TooMuchCoffeeGuy Darlin',

Are you accusing me of stealing your Angsty-O's?
The only thing I'd like to take of yours is your lovin'.

Speakin' of, I've got a question fer ya.
Are you single?

I'm in the market for a feisty young colt to wrangle, and I think you just might be him!

Love ya,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

Homosexual Rodeo by Gabu 5-15-04

HELLO PINK DONKEY!!!!!! what I WILL WRANGLE YOU!!!!!!!!!11 oh dear AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!1111111

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if were talking about sigs.. by xxausrottenxx 5-20-04

hello pink donkey. heylo boinky im going to rape you HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA wait, what?

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I'm suing you for copyright infringement.

Wait, I forgot, I'm too lazy.

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Blue is the color of victory.

TooMuchCockGuy,

I can tell you want me by the way you ignore me!

Call me (817)284-7847

Rev. Jonathan C. Chance
http://www.WinkingJesus.com

Oh, I get it now. It's the same company that made PunkkRoxxChickk or whatever. Giving away phone numbers. Psh. A reverend in the Inglewood area code? Gimme a break. How stupid do you think we are, you bloody replicants?

O Possums,

Are you trying to cock block me?
I was talking to TooMuchCoffeeGuy, not you.
FYI - The 817 area code is from deep in the heart of the Bible Belt, NOT in the Inglewood/Sodom area.

I'll take the high road and not answer your question regarding the level of your stupidity.

Hugs & Kisses,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ah, 817, not 818. Pardon me. 818 is Inglewood/L.A. Valley. I should have realized you were a hick and not a "hard-hittin' nigga."

Hey, now that's just cruel. What did Gabe do to deserve to be the one to represent WinkingJesus?

Also, good job.

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Blue is the color of victory.

NooniePuuBunny,

What he hell are you talking about?
I have never pretended to be a christian.
I said in plain english that I'm a reprobate. Which, in case you didn't know, is worse than being a "jerk".
I could pretend to be straight, but pretending to be gay would make as much sense as me pretending to be caucasian.

No hugs or kisses fer ya,
Rev. Jonathan C. Chance