This girl went behind my back, so I decided to let off some steam here instead of confronting her now. Even more scandalous: She reads my comics.

I Caused the Prom Woes I by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-18-04

So then we went to a party after prom, and-- Don't you think that an after-party party is a little excessive? Well, no...you see-- I would think that if you needed to go to a party after a party, the first party wasn't good enough. Actually, it was, but-- If you get wasted at the first party, there's no need to go to another party. Don't you have any decency?

I Caused the Prom Woes II by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-18-04

Look at this picture of me and my boyfriend at the prom. Isn't my dress pretty? Pretty what, I don't know. What? There's no need to emphasize the canyon inbetween your watermelons any more with a dress like that. How rude! No. I'm saying this for your boyfriend. Why force him to suffer with a boner all through prom?

I Caused the Prom Woes III by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-18-04

And then I danced with Tim! <3 I thought you said you weren't infatuated with him anymore. Well, I wasn't. But when we danced...it just felt right. Of course if you're horny, one's hand on your ass would feel right, wouldn't it? Dagmar! Wait a minute, that was YOU?!

(I couldn't resist the reference to BTC)

I Caused the Prom Woes IV by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-18-04

Look at this picture of me and Laura! You looked so pretty! Oh wow. She's hot. Who is THAT? God, Dagmar, you're disgusting! I think she was joking. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAA..

These comics were so amusing, I took time out from a tri-state killing spree just to read them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.