I really fucking hate IMDb now. Not that it's a bad source of information... If you want to find out about basically any movie, you can go there. But if you go to the boards, you better think exactly what everyone else thinks.

A lot of assholes will emasculate you if you hate a movie everyone likes (like Eternal Sunshine for me) or if you like a movie everyone hates (Two Lane Blacktop for me), and then you get intense shit for it. Some people just dodge adressing your ideas and go straight for YOU. Some asshole named Kiuchiyu thinks that I'm the son of Pauline Kael because I know so much and then made fun of me AND Kael.

If it couldn't get any worse, the administrators are never there and even when they are, they do stupid farking things. They recently deleted ALL of my posts, something that I'm still really pissed about. They gave me no warnings and no reason. They just deleted them. I never say anything offensive, and I mostly don't troll.

So fuck you, IMDb. Fuck you in your fucking ass.

I use IMDB for any movie information I need. Any time I want to know who is in a movie, etc., I got there. I wouldn't visit the boards there if you paid me.

I've met quite a few movie geeks that were just a little too insane for my taste. And I thought I loved movies until some kid recited the frigging production crew for Better Off Dead.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hhahaha. Better Off Dead's a great film, but I can't say I know of any of the production team.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Some are too insane, some aren't insane enough. Like, "o i hayt rekwium for a dreem bcuz it has no exploziuns." I hate it.

First rule of IMDB: never, under any circumstances, visit the message boards.

Rotten Tomatoes is my source of movies news, reviews, previews, etc...I've never been to IMDB and rarely have visited Rotten Tomatoes Message Boards, so I cannot tell you its a better place to go, but I believe that it is one of the better Movie sites. My favorite thing is how they take all movie reviews and give the film a percent. That makes it quite easy for me, rather than having to read all the reviews. They also have a list of all of the films on the site(Which, I believe, is every film ever recorded.) and what order they come in (From Best To Worst.) via percentage and how many reviews were taken. A wonderful place.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

They can't be much worse than the Gamefaqs message boards.

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Poop.

And don't forget...

All Movie Guide

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

There seem to be a lot of smug, condescending people on movie forums. They say things like "You liked the new Matrix movie? Oh my, ha ha, how stupid and common of you" or "Well, of course, the LOTR movies are total shit, that's a given, ha, har." It would be fun if you could dump five hundred pounds of bird shit on someone while they're sitting at their computer congratulating themselves for being above the parade of sheep who enjoy going to see movies that are actually fun to watch.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well, I just joined Rotten Tomatoes. We'll see how it goes.

Do they ever use the term "dreck"?

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Poop.

You ever been to the stripcreator message boards? They're the worst. What the hell is wrong with those fucks?!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I heard their all latinos. :l

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I heard they're all gay. And Eskimo.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I heard their all latinos. :l

Hey, mang. 'Tchoo betta watch watchoo say, mang.

I heard they were all 8 year old priests. Can you say rape ahoy?

Where I come from, you learn to say that phrase before you can walk.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Tell me about it. Every single last one of em acts as if they've got rabies.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Here's a true Gamefaqs moment:
I posted a thread about a movie. It was a documentary... possibly Bowling For Columbine but I think it was something else. Anyway, I said in my post, totally jokingly, "if you've got the brainpower to check it out, check it out!" That was a bad move on my part. This kid rips on me: "Fuck you. Not all videogamers are stupid. We have more brainpower than to go see a stupid movie. I like videogames, okay? It doesn't dull my brain!" The fool failed to realise that I also like videogames. Fuck, why the hell would I be going to game-related board if I didn't? Anyway, the kid kept getting totally defensive, even though I was trying to be somewhat nonconfrontational about it (I used to be like that). But it just kept coming on until I just up and left.

Gamefaqs people are defensive, yes. They also can't take a joke (which I've noticed some people on SC and other boards can't do either.) They also have tons of fanboys. IMDb, however, has so many trolls they'd make MaKK blush. It's sad, really... say for instance you went to a board for a movie you liked... Eternal Sunshine. People like that movie. No matter what, there's gonna be two or three people who come in and totally rag on it for nonexistant reasons. This happens often on Woody Allen movies and movies that don't contain the word "Lord" or "Rings" in the title.

There's another thing. LOTR trolls. God damn these fucking pricks. Do you happen to like, say, the Star Wars trillogy or the Godfather series over LOTR? BLAM YOU TO HELL!!!! These disturbingly consistent giga-nerd fuckwads go to any movie... ANY! and say that LOTR is better. Dude. Return of the King and The Godfather Pt.II have NOTHING IN FUCKING COMMON, if you don't count the fact that Francis Ford Coppola and Peter Jackson are very corpulent directors.

They say it more than the word "and."

In any case, Fuck you, IMDb. No no, fuck YOU.

YOU should talk, Captain "I'm a Million Times Better Than You Are."

For some reason the lyrics "How many people wanna kick some ass? I do! I do!" come to mind...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

holy generalizations batman, just cuz some punk kid makes fun of you on a message board doesn't mean you have to go disgruntled postman on the entire board, keep that in mind kids

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Stay out of the 'mainstream' boards and you'll be alright.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Hey, shut the fuck up newb, we regs run this place.

(token smiley face coming up in 3, 2, 1): :)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

yeah. a punk kid, if that translates roughly to about 30 punk users. I use the term users because a lot of these people are older, especially on IMDb. Of course, there are cool guys on IMDb, but the bad outnumbers the good here.

And yes. Regulars do run this place. Assflute.

yeah. a punk kid, if that translates roughly to about 30 punk users. I use the term users because a lot of these people are older, especially on IMDb. Of course, there are cool guys on IMDb, but the bad outnumbers the good here.

And yes. Regulars do run this place. Assflute.

regulars run EVERY forum

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