Hi. I started this a few months ago, and abandoned it, then started it again, it's the chronicles of a young man named Ryan who got a nail stuck in his brain.

Pain makes Ryan smart. by MaxPwnage 11-16-03

Look at me oscar! No you fucking tart Ryan. Please??? I'm doing something really cool! Fine then Ryan. The pain makes me happy. I hope he fucking dies.

this one is an inside joke kinda between Ryan and me.

Does Ryan love God now? by MaxPwnage 11-17-03

Dear Jesus my head hurts. Please help it. Please Jesus, do something dammit. For the last time asshole, I'm not Jesus, my name is Steve, the football team tied me up out here. I won't fall for that twice! The pope said that when I found him in a warehouse naked! I'll be dead soon enough....

This one wasn't don't by me, it was done by my friend Kade I think.

Special guest! by MaxPwnage 11-18-03

This nail really hurts, I need to get it out....who else is kinda like Jesus? I know! Kade can help me! HELLO I AM KADE WHAT DO YOU WANT. I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH. One wish? hmmm.....can you...do something...."special" with your tenticles with me? UMMM SHOULN'T YOU BE WORRIED ABOUT THE NAIL IN YOUR BRAIN? If I ignore him, maybe he'll take off his pants.

And this one I just did today to start the series again. :)

6 Months later and still got a nail in there dammit. by MaxPwnage 5-19-04

Goddamn, this nail in my head has been here for almost 6 months....Why God? WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SUFFER!!! Hey Ryan, sup? You got a nail in your brain still? Not much Wing, and yeah it's still in there. Why are you in a grave yard this time of night anyways? Picking up chicks. Earlier... That's a nice kick you got there baby, you doing anything later? !!!

Well tell me what you think!

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Bad. Even for a n00b. Needs punchlines and humor. It's a better start than I had, though.

My start:

THE STORY OF LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 9-29-03

INTRODUCING...LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH! I AM A BUM. MY NAME IS LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH. IN HELL WITH A SNOWMAN. OH THE AGONY. WOE IS ME. Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!! WHY AM I STANDING HERE IN HELL WITH A SNOWMAN? WHAT?!

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH MEETS BOB. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 9-30-03

Bob comes on a mighty steed to bring a message from the king. I have come on a mighty steed to bring a message from the king. I need to get out of here. Bob comes on a mighty steed to bring a message from the king. I have come on a mighty steed to bring a message from the king. What is it? Bob comes on a mighty steed to bring a message from the king. *explosion* I hate technology...

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH gets out of hell...I think. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 9-30-03

The genie. I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you...well I can't count past one so I'll grant you a wish. Get me out of hell. Not in hell anymore. Great. Now I am stuck in a dungeon. Thank you. Are you making fun of me? You know, I ought to just put you back. In hell again. Dangit. I've been getting lonely without you.

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH tries to do herself in. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 9-30-03

I am TIRED of hell! I will do myself in! No! I will get lonely again!! Go melt. ... Introducing...frozen Brad! ... Cold...so...cold...

Jacques a dit. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 10-01-03

Hey. Let's play "Jacques a dit." (Jahkz ay diht.) ... ... I thought it was French, like "Jacques a dit." (Jahks ah deet.) The text in this panel has been censored due to obscene language used by the character "LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH." lol! I thought you said "Spread it, bit*h!" ...

And so forth.

Your comics frighten little bunnies. ^-^ Unfortunately, I can't offer anything constructive.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It's a good start. Most people just play around with the characters and backgrounds at first anyway, to get the feel of things.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

For once I agree with biped. I as well started low, and worked my way up (and still working) but if you keep at it, you'll eventually make clear, funny comics.