Bronson and Johnson are gay film buffs. For some reason the first one is the only one to deal with film.

Bronson and Johnson: Film Buffs by possums 5-20-04

I have all these used DVD's for you... want them? Whattaya got? Uh... Suspiria, Opera, some other stuff... Why so much Dario Argento? I LIKE VIOLENCE, THAT'S WHY!!! ACK!!!

Bronson and Johnson II by possums 5-20-04

Come on, Bronson, it's time for French lessons. Assez-vous! Uh, I'm a little busy right now, monshur. That's monsieur. Well you know what? *Die, please! ACK!! Meurs, sil vous plait!*

Bronson and Johnson III by possums 5-20-04

You know, Johnson, I've decided that I'm not going to hack you to death today. Why the change of heart? Well... ACK!!! I GOT THIS NEW FLAMETHROWER TODAY!!!

Bronson and Johnson IV by possums 5-20-04

Hey, Bronson... What's that? I can't hear you! I said... Wait! I have an idea! AAAACK!!!! Ah, NOW I can hear you!

Bronson and Johnson V by possums 5-20-04

Bronson, we haven't made love in a long time. Well, you have issues with my fetish. What fetish? NOT AGAIN!!!! MY VIOLENCE FETISH!!!

I was shocked and appalled by your use of graphic, gratuitious violence. If the big character had been nice to the little character, the comics would have been very cute, and I would have enjoyed a pleasant chuckle at their nice exploits.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bronson and Johnson V I/II by Gabu 5-20-04

Why Bronson, what a pleasant day it is, don't you think? Oh, indeed, my good man, it is a very pleasant day. Crumpets? Oh, I say, please! Simply delectable, those are. Here, have some as well as a spot of tea on me. I say, dear chap, wherever has the punchline gone? I shan't rightly know. Ask biped.

There you go.

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Blue is the color of victory.

At first I thought that was going to be a nice comic, until I realized that it was just a vehicle for a thinly-disguised jab at me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'll assume that was a compliment and proceed as such.

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Blue is the color of victory.

XD Hooray! Gratuitous violence! Excellent work, possums!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Thanks guys. Parts VI through X will be up on Friday. I intend to make this a long-running series.

YAAAAAAAAY! MORE VIOLENCE!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Gratuity Guaranteed by Gabu 5-20-04

DEATH!!!!!!!! CARNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vote 5 kthx

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Blue is the color of victory.

YAY! DEATH AND PESTILANCE!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Hey, Gabu, keep it in your own thread, okay?

Bronson and Johnson VI by possums 5-21-04

HAHA! NOW IT'S TIME TO- Now wait just one minute! I don't want to die today! ...and how do you expect possums to create a punchline? Good point. Hack away.

Bronson and Johnson VII by possums 5-21-04

Hey! Johnson! I've got a new project! Cool! What'd ya do? Well, I needed a guinea pig... He didn't put up much of a fight... *sigh*.... another sad, sad day for Nikos Kazantzakis...

Bronson and Johnson VIII by possums 5-21-04

Johnson! It's our three year anniversary today! Omigosh! Your right! I forgot to get you something. I GOT YOU THIS NEW KNIFE!!! ACK!!!!

Bronson and Johnson IX: A Tribute to Bwian by possums 5-21-04

Alms for a future leper? A future leper? THAT'S YOU!!! WELEASE ME!!!!

Bronson and Johnson X by possums 5-21-04

What ya reading, Bronson? The Grapes of Wrath. Is that a good book? I'm not so hot about the Grapes part.... ACK!!!! BUT I SURE DO LIKE THE WRATH!!!

OH, THE HUMANITY!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I only read these because I thought someone had actually made a comic about me.. guess not...
:'-(

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You know you totally missed me!

Those are great! XD MORE VIOLENCE! BWAHAHAHAHA!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Oh! You thought it was dead! But you're SO wrong! In fact, now it's a series... within... a.... SERIES!!!!!

Bronson and Johnson XIII by possums 6-14-04

So, Johnson, I- Bronson. I've got to come clean. I'm being checked in to the Betty Ford Clinic. It's more dire than I thought, then. Yes. Wait a minute... you're don't ever touch cocaine. Like hell I don't! Just ask these men in suits with stretchers.

Bronson and Johnson XIII.I :When in Doubt, Cameo It Out by possums 6-14-04

Johnson addicted to smack. Pssh. My eye. He just wants to get away from my hilariously loving violence. He'll pay. But until then, who am I going to torture for hours on end? Someone stupid enough to- DING DONG!!! CARE TO HAVE FOR A GIRLSCOUT COOKIE?!

Bronson and Johnson XIII.II by possums 6-14-04

*canned applause* Why look who it is! My old Sadomasochismé Partner, Donkey! You look good, Donkey! MANY THANKS ARE DUE TO BRONSON. Especially that little package of yours.

Bronson and Johnson XIII.III by possums 6-14-04

PLEASE, MR. BRONSON... WE IS ONLY THE FRIENDS! Ohh, but it's SO much more than that, little equus. You don't know the half of it. YOU AM TO THINK FAST, DONKEY. HERE YOU IS IN THE MIDDLE: STORM OF SHIT. THINK!! Oh I'm going to have lots of FUN doing this! OH NOOOOOO BAHAHAHAH

Bronson and Johnson XIII.IV by possums 6-14-04

Hello, Bradleeeeeeeeeee! I'm Dr. Castrato, and you'll be my patient for the next couple of daaayyyyyyyyys. Why do you talk like that? Sssshhhhhhhhhhh! No asking questions to the doctor, my little cracky-wacky-head. Isn't that right? WHO'S A LITTLE CRACKY-WACKY. You are! YES YOU ARE!!! Wow! Hey! The addiction's gone! I'm gonna go... now...

More to come.

I enjoy your comics very much.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I make incessant love mariachi bands.

The final five will be up. I actually storyboarded these with stick figures, so... yeah.

YAY! I hope the rest of them will have the gratuitous violence I love oh so very much.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Bronson and Johnson XIII.V by possums 6-17-04

I have you now, my little pet! FOR LOVE OF ALL THINGS LUTFISK, MAKE IT BE THE STOP!!!! Bronson! I'm hoome.... Fuck. Fuck.

Bronson and Johnson XIII.VI: Endless References by possums 6-17-04

Yo-y-y-yoou... It's not what it looks like. The flying rainbirds of Ate De Jong it doesn't! You're being adulterous! With an infertile horse! Why don't you ask Donkey and see how much he loves it!! Well? HARMONICA MAN HURTS!!!!

YAY

This series rules.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Anyone get the Harmonica Man reference to Bronson? Think Leoné.

What does Tea Leone have to do with harmonicas?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You're an ass. Think Sergio Leoné.

Well, DUH.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.