z smoker r teh weener by Deaths_Overture 5-20-04

Smoking! That nasty bastard is killing animals with his smoking! I am killing you with my smoking! Last breath? I fear that this may be my last breath... right on! I think this is his last breath! For shame ...Smokers kill squirrels with Aids I have aids. I...uh....oh.. I'll leave

O_o

That was actually a good start, but making your post title contain the word "plz" is a sure way to repel people. I've seen quite a few worse starts.

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That wasn't a bad start at all. Good jeorb.

That was pretty good, though I still am wondering why you put "plz" in the topic's subject.

Good job.

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That was pretty good, though I still am wondering why you put "plz" in the topic's subject.

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I talk n00b so much it has become an insane habit >__>

Those comics are fucking shocking, apart from these two, which are works of genius:

paper clip. by Deaths_Overture 5-20-04

wtf... The paper clip is sad I am from the planet of cheese! Screw you! I hate life! I have to hold paper together... Cheer up the paper clip? Well...On the planet cheese...You would be a God! Oh... Can I come? let down the paper clip. no. I hate life..

predemdsasd by Deaths_Overture 5-20-04

Press 3 and you shall get aids wha? Press 3 and you shall get aids what if I press 1? you will also get aids .........

This makes me think you're doing it on purpose.

I dunno. huhuhuhuhurehutrhretythyjyyj is not without its charm.

I like 'em. They're sick. I like 'em. Sarah Silverman has a joke in her stand-up about telling kids that every time they cry an angel gets AIDS.

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