Fart Jokes Are Your Friend by NooniePuuBunny 5-23-04

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

I have severe writers block, yet I still make comics. You'd think I'd learn by now.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

DIRECT HIT, CAPTAIN!

At least yours are funny when you have writer's block. I've done that before and the product is stuff like "A Psychological Thriller" (look it up in my list if you really care).

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Blue is the color of victory.

In real life, such explosive farts would melt the snowman's ass, and also blast big chunks of it off. And it would mean that he had a digestive system and was organic instead of just made out of snow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Don't confuse me with reality. Besides, that snowman isn't just any old snowman.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.