[Click to view comic: 'A Message from Concerned Fat Rich People']

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Blue is the color of victory.

If only there were a character of John Kerry furiously sucking hundreds of wet, dangly donkey dicks, your comic would've been much funnier.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I was going to see what I could come up with, but then I realized that I didn't really want to look at that, so you do it.

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Blue is the color of victory.

So it IS true that John Kerry lights his explosive farts.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.