The I.T. Job Season 2 (1) by Beaz 5-25-04

Tuesday - 11am Do I still have any fans?

Commercial Break by Beaz 5-25-04

Good evening and welcome to BEAZ-24 Newscast LIVE! I'm your host, Bret. Tanya is off tonight dealing with a herpes outbreak. This just in: The new season of "The I.T. Job" has... been cancelled. This was due, in part, to it being completely re-hashed shit. We here at BEAZ-24 pledge to you better quality programming in the near future.

Well. I said "I'm back" then I disappeared for a couple weeks. I promise I'm here. I'm just gearing up for new content. The work humor stuff has been beaten to death. So stay tuned for something entirely new from me.

That was horrible. Go away again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thanks you, Captain Obvious, it was supposed to be horrible.

Actually, no, it was my magnum opus. I can't believe you didn't love it. Something must be wrong with you.

I believe that squirrels should be allowed to drive in the Indy 500.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah. Its not fair that marsupials are the only four legged animals allowed to drive the Indy 500.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Marsupials are hereby banned from racing in the Indy unless, of course, they are named Georgia.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What about platypi? Can they participate? How about as the pit crew?

They are only allowed to drive go-carts.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i just recently found out what IT stands for :P

welcome back beaz, you suave fucker

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xx( o Y o. )xx

You have one fan left. And two dead dogs.

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i just recently found out what IT stands for :P

welcome back beaz, you suave fucker

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