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Well here it is for all to see a whole dictionary for the dumb! Don't forget to read the 2003 editions available by clicking my name then you'll be super smart*! :D
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A is for Axe: A metal thing on a stick that chops!
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| Chop! Chop! Get a move on! | |
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| I can't get anything on right now, my dress size is up by 2! | |
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B is for Banana: A yellow/green bendy thingy
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| My boyfriend said, go ahead and suck my banana. So I said OK and he looked disappointed when I took a banana from his fruit bowl | |
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| God, some people need to learn to make up there mind! | |
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| I'm watching the boxing tonight! | |
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| How on earth do they get the boxes to fight? | |
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D is for Dog: Furry thing with legs that says "woof" or "bark"
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| The neighbours dog keep trying to hump my leg! | |
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| Well I hope he's using protection! | |
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E is for Engine: The things found in a car to make it work
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| I was watching this educational programme on trains, it was called Thomas the tank engine! | |
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| Cool, now you can become a train driving person! | |
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F is for Fun: When do a good thing, that makes you good
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G is for Grape: Loads of round fruits on a green thing
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| Did you know grapes come from wine! | |
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H is for Horse: A large thing that runs!
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| The man said the horse would give me a buck if I kept doing that, but he didn't he threw me right off! | |
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I is for Igloo: a cold house made of ice
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| I bult an igloo once, but it was cold so I lit a small fire but then it melted | |
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| Igloos are too complicated! | |
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J is for Jacket: You wear it when it's cold sometimes
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| I was cold so my boyfriend said "Here, have my jacket" but when we got to his house he took it off me! | |
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K is for Key: Metal thing used to open a door
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| My boyfriend says I have the key to his heart, but I've looked and can't find it anywhere! | |
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L is for Laugh: A noise you make when something funny happens
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| I laugh in the face danger! | |
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| That's just mean, Danger can't help who he is! | |
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M is for Mop: Makes floors clean
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N is for Net: A thing people catch fish in
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| I tried to surf on the net but I fell off! | |
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| You think that's bad, try surfing the web! | |
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O is for Oats: There in your breakfast cereal
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| A old woman back in the day she used to "Sow one's wild oats" | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Alphabet For the Dumb 2004 PQR']
[Click to view comic: 'Alphabet For the Dumb 2004 STU']
[Click to view comic: 'Alphabet For the Dumb 2004 VWX']
[Click to view comic: 'Alphabet For the Dumb 2004 YZ']
*Perhaps not
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Is it wrong to laugh?
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