Post some jokes about Heaven or Hell

The Three Mexican's Deaths by Streetproject 5-26-04

In Heaven, three mexicans died at the same Time, St. Peter was curiouse how they died...St. Peter: How did you die? I see my wife in the bed naked, so I look for a man she cheated on me with. I look in the closet, under the bed, and under the covers, he no there. Then I see his fingers holding on the window. I go get a Hammer, then smash his hands. He let go, bounce a little, then lands in the street. He no dead, so I push a refridgerator on him. Then he die. I die from heart-attack soon after... So, how did you die? Mexican #2 I was washing windows, when I fall. I grab the window and a man starts smashing my fingers. I fall, and land in the street. I pray to you and thank you that I am still alive, then a refridgerator falls on me... ...and how did you die?Mexican #3 So, Their I was, in the refridgerator...

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im thankful that you lost the awful stuttering gimmick and started making funny comics

jesus talk by xxausrottenxx 3-13-04

howd they get you crucified like that well thats an interesting question well see that YMCA song got stuck in my head but i forgot the rest of the hand motions, and by that time, i was fucked

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Roasted Romero by Gabu 5-26-04

Hi. I'm John Romero. Remember that Bible verse that said all you had to do was believe in Jesus and you'd be saved? Turns out Daikatana was just too much for Jesus. BREAK'S OVER, JOHNNY BOY!!!!!!!

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Blue is the color of victory.

Road to Heaven by Streetproject 5-27-04

Before you ge to Heaven, you drive their with a vehicle. Depending on your actions on Earth, that was the car you got. I cheated on my wife a lot, So I got a "Pinto". I accasionally cheated on my wife, and had an ok relationship with my children. So I got a "Sundance". Well, I got a "Viper", Seeing how I never cheated on my Wife, always spent time with my Children, and devoted my life to God! Later that day, Guy 1 and 2, they see guy 3 on the side of the road, crying... What is the matter? You're in Heaven, with the highest standards! I just saw my wife go by on a scooter...

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Streetproject, you ripped that first one off from an old joke, and for the last time, you are worse than anal toast!!!!

Streetproject, you're doing just fine. Keep up the good work.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

When did I say I didn't?

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